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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




Ahh yes, the old "if I really murdered somebody, why didn't the cops stop me?" defense. Works every time.

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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



I'd like to order a steak, well-done, with ketchup, please.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Hey guys, I found a smoothbrain on my Facebook friends list. I'm not sure if I should defriend or not. Thoughts?

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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Independence page?

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Iron Crowned posted:

I live in Ohio

Congratulations, you've now got an oil lease in your kitchen!

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



How's the mortal coil shuffling going, guys?

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



My economic anxiety is through the roof right now.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Happy Noodle Boy posted:

lol I’m older than miller loving kill me, life.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Jim

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Jim

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




#FoxNewsSpecialists

*brain explodes*

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



triple sulk posted:

so i'm lookin at this phone plan stuff again, and my wife and i are on att with unlocked phones (i only buy unlocked cause lol contracts) and after corp discount stuff i pay $116 a month for the 10gb plan and between the two of us we average under 8gb a month of data usage

att improved and rebranded their prepaid service and it's $40 a month after autopay for 6gb of data which also apparently has rollover (and if you go over it just caps at 128kbps like everything else) + roaming in mexico and canada that the shared 10gb plan has

if you do a multiline, the second line is $35 after prepay

so unless i'm missing something, i could be paying $75 for two phones and saving $40 a month and getting more data

what the gently caress?

trumP?

Yeah, prepaid is a way better deal than postpaid these days. I think your second line may actually be $40, not $35, so it'd be $80 a month for the two of you. Cricket is also owned by AT&T and uses same towers, etc. and you can get two lines for $70 a month with 4gb high speed per line. AT&T prepaid is generally a better deal if you need the extra data.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



I detest dealing with people so I always hate visiting states where they won't let you pump your own gas.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Jim

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Kill me

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Is nuclear war the only thing that can wipe out my student loans?

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Can somebody spot me a small loan of a million dollars

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



H.P. Hovercraft posted:

this is the same guy that had the "whelp they kept calling us nazis so we put them in concentration camps" comic



I'm the misspelling of judgment.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



That DICK! posted:

while i'm a judgment man myself i think both are acceptable.

I need an adult

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



I



DECLARE



EMERGENCY

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Is it too late for a refund on my law degree?

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Did someone say something about baseball bats and Nazis?

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Sex Thousand

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




Mmm, yes, the Desert Fox is untarnished by Nazi sins. That's right.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



First he'll deny that he called her and say that she tried to call him but he didn't take her call. Then in a couple of days he'll admit on national TV that she didn't take his call and simultaneously call Heather Heyer a dumb slut. The smoothbrain rot has a pattern.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



SKULL.GIF posted:

does this guy sound as annoying as it is to lipread him?

Worse

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




Someone photoshop some shades on this photo and then put it beside dril. I'll leave the amount of jpegging to you.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




Is Trump confirmed blind yet?

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



UFOTofuTacoCat posted:


i'm the lens flare.

I'm the Walmart Garden Center tiki torch

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



So tonight is the pivot? Will Tromp become are Predisent?

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



I can't listen to the Predisent speak because his voice triggers me, so I tried to watch the VA bullshit with the captions on. But I can't read the stupid captions without hearing his idiot demented voice.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Rusted out hellscape factories

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Sit down you baby boomer pieces of poo poo... if America ain't great, it's your fault

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Is anyone keeping track of how many times Trump has pivoted?

In other words, has he gone full circle yet?

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



trump?

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Why does Trump's face look so insufferably stupid

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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Nothing is too big in Trump's America

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