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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
trump should fire the FBI imo

not just the director

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Jacob Rees-Mogg is the joke version of a Tory you would have to make up, except you don't because he's real.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
people all around need to take in more of the arts

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/875935756560330754

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/875939735788818432

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Jose posted:

he went campaigning with his nanny

exactly. you just look at the guy and think, well there's no way I could make this funnier.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Al! posted:

arent the people who kill julius caesar also kinda the bad guys in that play too

yes the point of the play is that violence is a poor political tactic

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
holy poo poo poo poo we've finally got him!!!

https://twitter.com/Lowenaffchen/status/876191317914734597

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

OatmealRaisin posted:

jesus was no angel

woah watch out guys we've got a Nestorian here

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
things Kurt will not discuss with his son: police violence

things Kurt will discuss with his son: kung fu, tentacle porn

https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/876194801938575365

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Caesar conquered Gaul


Trump lost a handshake contest with the President of France

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Real hurthling! posted:

vercengetorGRIPS

:golfclap:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
fun fact: the president of France is also a prince

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

JosefStalinator posted:

shakespeare is good, actually

he recognized that nothing matters WAY before anyone else did

I mean hamlet is a whiney baby who has to figure out whether hes too pussy to avenge his dad, which may all just be part of a dumb insanity vision anyway

his gf kills herself cause hes loving annoying

in the end all he does is get erveryone killed and nothing really comes of it

shakespeare clearly knew what was up

wow. spoilers much?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
🤔🤔🤔

https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/875855002786562048

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Baloogan posted:

shakespeare (D)

I doubt he'd call himself a republican, true

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
if they wanted to pick a play where they could really own Trump, why didn't they go with Richard II?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

tacodaemon posted:

the yellowstone caldera is getting ready to blow

https://twitter.com/bozchron/status/875896422129848320

thanks, Obama

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

PostNouveau posted:

How dead are we when that thing blows?

extremely

like most of the mountain states gone, all of the US coated in ash, the world plunged into a decades long night where nothing grows

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
best part of Yellowstone blowing up is that most of the Prepper community is in the instadeath zone

owned, fuckers

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

JosefStalinator posted:

is it still instadeath if you're in a bin laden esq bunker of reinforced steel underground?

no. it'll take a few hours before you turn on the others and shoot each other

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
if trump's gonna start WWIII, can he just do it already? gettin' pretty tired of waiting for nuclear death over here.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Captain_Maclaine posted:

You could always go down to Vernon and just hang out for a while.

nice time of year for a swim in the tritium drainage path river

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Hey DJ Kool Herc? It's your brother, Marvin Herc. You know that new sound you've been looking for? Well listen to this!

*holds out payphone while Subterranean Homesick Blues is played in background by high school cover band*

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Gringostar posted:

white jesus though

actual jesus would be horrified at what most of his followers are doing now

yeah, he really hated divorce

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Gorka is still employed at the White House as a "senior strategist" and his coworkers admitted months ago that he doesn't do anything except give tours and peel out in his mustang, so if I were Spicey, that's the job I'd want too.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
:thunk:

https://twitter.com/nielslesniewski/status/876896798438285312

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
i think there's a non-zero chance Bill is the dad and if i thought there was a chance a guy who makes $30,000,000/yr was my dad, i might be trying to get him to take a paternity test too

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
still laughing that the vote to confirm the FEMA administrator got delayed by a storm btw

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Vishass posted:

well hold up. They did release him.

yeah, the sweet release.... of death! :twisted:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
does congress have to declare an InfoWar, or is it one of those things where we just all pretend they did!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Baloogan posted:

That is a good question, what does info-peace look like?

like a big bowl of chili :)

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
coding should not be a requirement in school

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

perhaps not the best day for republicans to bring up campaign security

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
if anything, recent events show that school needs to spend more time on Shakespeare, less on stuff like coding

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I'm fine with schools teaching coding, but don't think it should be part of a national curriculum requirement, which is fine since the US doesn't have those



we do need more logic and debate classes so that kids get trained in the critical skill of defeating people by their own logic in online forums

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

On the other hand, you're stupid.

Didn't need any schooling for that ownage.

:drat:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
What Might Have Been :sigh:

https://twitter.com/BrianKiddsMate/status/876906958590226432

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I'm starting to believe that Russia hacked our voter rolls but only to give everyone funny names like Otto Warmbier and Reality Winner

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Deceptive Thinker posted:

What's Mitch's office number? I'm want call him and remind him that he's a loving rear end in a top hat

as long as you don't call his wife while he's away

https://twitter.com/BrianKiddsMate/status/876906958590226432

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/DAVID_LYNCH/status/16487863876

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