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Feb 20, 2005

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Reality Winner posted:

whenever i see some dingbat politician touring a factory i secretly hope a rivet pops off and blinds them

It's bad not to wish that

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Feb 20, 2005

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Weeping Wound posted:

jobs

cash

hope???

Is this a dragon shout?

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Feb 20, 2005

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Epic High Five posted:

He delivered tho, unnecessary as it may have been

Pence had a more direct catastrophic legacy failure this week with his much vaunted private-public "we pay a private company 90% of the cost to build a road they then get to toll and keep" surprisingly failed horribly and is being taken over by the state

This is the most least shocking thing ever

(Was this the one neat south bend?)

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Feb 20, 2005

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Why not sue the gator?

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Feb 20, 2005

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Yes

YES

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Feb 20, 2005

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An Apple A Gay posted:

the gator is a person
free speech eat people

START EATING PEOPLE

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Feb 20, 2005

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I just want to thank the Trump Era for lifting the scales off my eyes and helping me realize that humanity is a failed creation unworthy of salvation

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Reality Winner posted:

work sent me home due to a bad cut on my middle finger. i may not survive.

middle finger is pretty vital in the dark days to come

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Feb 20, 2005

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Thatim posted:

Millenials.jpg

Millennials are killing satan

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Feb 20, 2005

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crazy cloud posted:

hey real quick just picture jeb! loving his wife doggystyle she's like 3'9'' and he's like a 6'10'' pile of failure and hooded sweatshirt maybe he has a lil can of corn resting on her back too like that one ipeg

lol

like i'm not picturing that all the time already

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Feb 20, 2005

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TMMadman posted:

Hail whatever comes after Satan

satan +1

supersatan

edit: well, +2 now, which I think is Obama

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Feb 20, 2005

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are we still acting like the white supremacist getting wiener whacked is a tragedy?

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Feb 20, 2005

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hail sex satan

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Feb 20, 2005

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Reality Winner posted:

meanwhile the guy calling paul ryan a c*ck and a f*g gets his name hidden to protect his identity

but shouldn't everyone call Paul Ryan names?

and stuffing him in a gym locker and keying his car

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Feb 20, 2005

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pfft, like trump would ever go to the theater

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GobiasIndustries posted:

i've been told that they passed something that makes them non-exempt

everyone gets what they deserve

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Feb 20, 2005

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C-Euro posted:

So that plan to privatize air traffic control is apparently now a bill in Congress.

With co-sponsors on both sides of the aisle :lol:

welp, hope I don't need to fly anywhere for the next few decades

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Feb 20, 2005

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That DICK! posted:

humanity's biggest mistake was curing mitch mcconnell's polio

what has science done!

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Feb 20, 2005

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docbeard posted:

Eh, it's not like the ground's gonna be much safer.

don't have to fall as far, though

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Feb 20, 2005

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Montasque posted:

Rush is using his show today to call for open warfare between the left and right.

Says there is no negotiation, no middle ground. The Democrats and Republicans are the North and South, allies and nazis. There is only war, and there will only be one winner.

Also to Rush the Dems are the Nazis by the way.

problematic rush demonizing the nazis

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Feb 20, 2005

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Which one is Han again?

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Feb 20, 2005

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VectorSigma posted:

can't we be positive about lots more death? jeez people

I can't be positive until there is more death

lots and lots more death

permian extinction level

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Feb 20, 2005

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A Handed Missus posted:

lmao

the prison slavery thing is just so 2017 as fuc

and a proud ameriki tradition I suppose :patriot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-KUbflnMEs

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Feb 20, 2005

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uh, donald....

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Feb 20, 2005

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paranoid randroid posted:

The President's Brain is Missing

that would imply it existed in the first place

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Feb 20, 2005

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Trumps Baby Hands posted:

and only 7 more to go!

lol none of us are going to survive two full terms

most of us won't survive one

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Feb 20, 2005

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jarofpiss posted:

lol he got left alone for a few mins and we got some real good trump

I like to think that despite being a complete idiot, he has the awareness to hide smartphones all over the white house, so when one gets taken away he digs the next one out of the potted plant next to the window

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JosefStalinator posted:

you can tweet from computers right?

does he know how to use a computer?

people still use computers?!

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Feb 20, 2005

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Phi230 posted:

Hey guys what unit are you gonna wanna be in when we invade Iran? I wanna be aviation so I die the fastest.

right there with you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyMNIFZTQkg

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Feb 20, 2005

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Inspector Hound posted:

I'm not usually the "the president can't tell you his plan or you'll go out and blow it" kind of guy, but doesn't this disclosure make these Gibson-buster Internet CyberBombs useless? Or does it imply they've already been found and fixed so no big loss?

Trump probably already blabbed about em in one of his one on ones

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Montasque posted:



This blocks your path. What do you do?

draw him off with an hentai dangling from a fishing pole, looney tunes style

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Feb 20, 2005

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where is the unfriend fingernail?

also 90 minutes until new preacher, woo

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Feb 20, 2005

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Andrei Dorkovsky posted:

if we're going to get a tech billionaire president id much rather get an insane one with lots of unrealistic and impractical ideas, im not sure zuck has what it takes

I want a moonbase prez that isn't newt loving gingrich

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Feb 20, 2005

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also the DKR prison was actually one of Ivanka's clothing line factories

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Feb 20, 2005

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hell, who doesn't?

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Feb 20, 2005

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guess they need a safe space

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Feb 20, 2005

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lol how can you have lived through the past two years and think eating cereal from a bathtub even registers on the crazy scale

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Feb 20, 2005

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Consummate Professional posted:

so, Lindsay Lohan is in the news again

dead or alive?

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Feb 20, 2005

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Booyah- posted:

i dont care about the piss tape

What in the actual gently caress

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Yinlock posted:

if the piss tape is real then how come nobody's seen it

checkmate liberals

You don't see the piss tape

You feel it

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