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  It began with a man named Peckerwood of Hordaland, of the Baloogan Dynasty He began his journey to greatness uneventfully by birthing his daughter, Mariana:  Within about two months Lord Peckerwood was a member of the cult of Hel      He quickly rose in the ranks doing increasingly depraved poo poo.  Day crew ofc cried into their milk.  He also got cucked.  Repeatedly.
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But it all really came to fruition when he accomplished what I thought previously unattainable:  First he appointed a horse to chancellor, which was amusing.         
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Jun 20, 2017 06:31
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horse culture is pretty terrible and will inevitably metastasize into the cancer that kills this fiefdom
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I'm gonna need a good look at Baloogan's traits, thank you very much
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I thought baloogan was king in the realm, but clearly he's only vice-king.
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Lord Peckerwood also made some other children  His eldest, the destined heir, Jeb!, was a disappointment. He died at 23 of  Sacrifices had to be made, of course. Children Squizzle and Al! were ritualistically sacrified and eaten to make Lord Peckerwood HIGH ENERGY.  Princess Mariana is his best kid, a brilliant strategist warrior lady who gives no fucks. Her kid Gobias Industries is the heir. All eyes are on his greatest spawn though: 
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TwoStepBoog posted:I'm gonna need a good look at Baloogan's traits, thank you very much  hes like everything a drunk, lunatic, posesssed kinky satan worshipper with magic powers also hes a poet
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58.2 duckets
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Pander posted:I thought baloogan was king in the realm, but clearly he's only vice-king. Peckerwood "Mike Pence" Baloogan
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TRAGEDY 
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Thanks for running this, I have no desire to play this game but somehow enjoy reading about it.
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JosefStalinator posted:Forever cucked during the primary baloogan couldn't stop talking about boosted being in the cuckshed but it turns out it was all projection
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Homeless Friend posted:horse culture is pretty terrible and will inevitably metastasize into the cancer that kills this fiefdom new kid   award goes to Homeless Friend
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JosefStalinator posted:
i don't know how much of this is just you trying to keep the stats even, but god drat, a lot of that is pretty drat spot on
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half of his kids, if not more, arent his cause of cucking though
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Teresa Neigh is probably the only one i'm 100% about
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TwoStepBoog posted:i don't know how much of this is just you trying to keep the stats even, but god drat, a lot of that is pretty drat spot on i have touched only one thing in this game: I gave baloogan early boats so he could raid every single other thing about this game is 100% organic. I am not cheesing at all
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Jun 20, 2017 06:52
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JosefStalinator posted:
right but what about in the game
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JosefStalinator posted:i have touched only one thing in this game: i mean i didn't make the event happen but i surely clicked "gently caress the horse" when the option was given to me
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here's his kingdom btw also iceland and the faroes and some scottish island  working to eventually unite the germanic faith, reform it, and create a CSPAM empire
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 Gobias aint bad, he gonna be king someday
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JosefStalinator posted:new kid I'm gonna win so much that you may get tired of winning
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Mayor Dave posted:Peckerwood "Mike Pence" Baloogan  dont worry i legitimized you you are the spawn of baloogan cucking someone else
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how do u play this game
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A good thread
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bump_fn posted:how do u play this game Its a dating simulator basically
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bump_fn posted:how do u play this game 
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bump_fn posted:how do u play this game Homeless Friend posted:Its a dating simulator with your family members basically + killing them too
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what is the mod that lets u gently caress a horse
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bump_fn posted:what is the mod that lets u gently caress a horse vanilla ck2
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loving gobias I posessed him and tried to recruit him to follow satan and he said no :-/ think ill go down the line of kids until one accepts
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lol that Crusader Kings for a time was such a chore on the CPU because every greek character was looking at every other character in the game everyday to see if they could castrate them or not
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bump_fn posted:what is the mod that lets u gently caress a horse http://kotaku.com/that-time-a-horse-conquered-the-ancient-world-1757913762
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CKII is awesome, but if you wanted to get into the game now, it would cost, what, $300?
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  KING PECKERWOOD IS DEAD The children he ate couldn't keep him alive, because all he did was drink and eat and waste away of a "bad physique" All hail King Gobias Industries!
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bump_fn posted:what is the mod that lets u gently caress a horse I'm leaning towards FAU
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please carry on the traditions of loving horses and eating children
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King Gobias' first priority is to retake the lands of peckerwood Our enemies have mulitplied. Baloogan's child, Lord Daykrew, seceded on his death and now rule the 3 blue provinces in the middle of Sweden (Ostlandet) also sweden and denmark unified so we are kinda hosed 
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