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JosefStalinator posted:
fuckin rad as h*ck get owned nerds
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World War Mammories posted:fuckin rad as h*ck get owned nerds u did a service you rid us of our filthy catholic king your service to the cause of feminism will not be forgotten
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Jul 10, 2017 23:07
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oh dang sorry mariana, somehow you got really badly hurt and are going full phantom o the opera
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Jul 12, 2017 03:48
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 Ok goons I need help cause its decision time  Our situation in Scandinavia is good - for how terrible King Ruthi the Lame's catholic rule was, those catholic holy orders really broke denmark. I'll keep picking away at the stragglers until we have Norway-Sweden-Denmark 100% under our control. We should be able to crown ourselves Emperor of Scandinavia before long, bringing the first empire under feminist rule. But where do we go next? Feminism MUST spread if it is to eclipse catholicism, but the goonocracy must decide what to do. We have a good number of options. Option 1: British Isles  This would have been my favorite - if it weren't for united England/Scotland. I could backdoor Ireland and probably overpower and whittle away at Britain, but it would be time consuming, and might involve some defeats as the catholics team up. One big advantage of this strategy: Canterbury. For whatever reason, Canterbury is considered a "holy site" for catholicism. If we take it for feminism, that gives us a huge bonus to the cathar faith's "religious authority", and hurts catholicism's religious authority. This is big because its hard to convert provinces to feminism as long as we have low RA. And converting catholic provinces to cathar serves the double goal of inching us closer to feminism being mainstream, as we need 50+1% of provinces for catholics to be considered "heretics". Option 2: Lithuania/Finland  These fuckers have meddled in Scandinavia, and bringing them the light of feminism would be pretty easy. They're pagans, so we get easy religious casus belli against them, and we can more easily convert them to feminism. Downside is that it would extend us a bit into Russia, which can be kinda annoying, and it wouldn't really hurt catholicism at all. Option 3: Poland/Pommerania  This is a good compromise option because it's a mix of pagans and catholics, right on our doorstep. Poland is pretty strong but by satan's grace, we can prevail.
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Jul 12, 2017 04:02
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 Our wife is a bad feminist, and must go to prison for her crimes   A good trip to the gulag makes her woke af now
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Jul 12, 2017 04:06
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Go for Iceland, then Perfidious Albion imo
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Jul 12, 2017 04:13
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 INSANITY ALERT prerequisites for horse chancellor met!
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Jul 12, 2017 04:18
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Grand Prize Winner posted:Go for Iceland, then Perfidious Albion imo we already have iceland actually
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Jul 12, 2017 04:18
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invest in eastern poland
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Jul 12, 2017 04:24
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Satan must control the waves. It's a pain in the rear end to get armies to Italy to kill/eat the pope otherwise
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Jul 12, 2017 04:42
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i say let the pagans alone for now, pagans rule. go for england, gently caress the torys
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Jul 12, 2017 04:49
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the next closest holy site is in northwest germany so it'd probably be way easier to break into england, break those fuckers before they unify the isles this is basically the victory condition of every paradox game i play
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Jul 12, 2017 05:15
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a contiguous cathar!
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Jul 12, 2017 05:55
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sounds like people wanna go to england hopefully something interesting happens soon - we may need to turn up the satan!!
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Jul 12, 2017 07:05
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speak of the devil DETH KREW TIME
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Jul 12, 2017 07:08
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ITS COMIN
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Jul 12, 2017 07:22
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Huragok posted:a contiguous cathar! check the dsa thread you non pms having mother fucker!!
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Jul 12, 2017 07:40
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See who has the least friends of England or Scotland and beat the poo poo out of them. Also if possible form Riot Grrl Cathar Holy Orders? Not sure if possible.
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Jul 12, 2017 07:44
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Jul 12, 2017 08:41
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the entire map is riddled with dudes throwing out bodies and miasma clouds of death the various conflicts of europe have paused, as virtually every ruling family holes themselves up in their castles 
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Jul 12, 2017 08:43
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i am going to hoold a black death benefit concert please donate now we're gonna give the black death to bono live on stage
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Jul 12, 2017 08:45
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Baloogan posted:i am going to hoold a black death benefit concert please donate now we may be going to ireland soon, so good timing! so far though, poor Prince Punchymcpunch and Princess Octopus have succumbed to the plague, as well as countless others.
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Jul 12, 2017 08:48
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every night the screams of the dying reach our castle
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Jul 12, 2017 08:56
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lol at lunatic endurance option
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Jul 12, 2017 08:58
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the plague made it into the castle of King Nebakenezzer's nine children, seven are dead by plague. Only one lives. Our beloved princess Mariana Horchata also succumbed to the plague. Our new heir is Princess Eugene V Dabs.
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Jul 12, 2017 09:07
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Now is the time to wage war.
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Jul 12, 2017 09:08
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 I spare the kitties EDIT: Fuckin peasants  EDIT2:  I stand my ground JosefStalinator has issued a correction as of 09:13 on Jul 12, 2017 |
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Jul 12, 2017 09:09
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got the flu last week art imitates life
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Jul 12, 2017 09:49
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JosefStalinator posted:oh dang sorry mariana, somehow you got really badly hurt and are going full phantom o the opera somehow ???????
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Jul 12, 2017 13:05
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Mariana Horchata posted:somehow U died of plague anways so 
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Jul 12, 2017 13:39
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JosefStalinator posted:oh dang sorry mariana, somehow you got really badly hurt and are going full phantom o the opera
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Jul 12, 2017 13:41
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make a kingdom of cats instead of peasants
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Jul 12, 2017 14:15
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Does sparing the cats stop the plague faster because they eat the rats? Anyway shouldn't you be sacrificing something to Satan like your last child and loving a horse by now?
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Jul 12, 2017 14:34
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JosefStalinator posted:U died of plague anways so did i do anything that mattered?
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Jul 12, 2017 14:46
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Mariana Horchata posted:did i do anything that mattered? You were my daughter, it is more than most. I have instructed the clergy to remove the song of Suzanna from the bible, and replace it with the song of Mariana Horchata. I feel a strange compulsion with that book, especially the song of Bel the Dragon- It pleases me to see that I am as wise as my misspelled namesake, cats roam free as in Babylon. Alas the north has no Lions, maybe a equal weight of cats is an equivalent but my wife laughed when I threatened her with being thrown into the cats den I'm not sure if my views count but I say unite Finland with the rest of Scandinavia, we will have all the North. Feet of stone so our Empire may stand, hawt nordic women can inherent the land The Finns are a dark and swarthy people, not unlike the Jews, though they lack the latter's curly hair I must say, some of those Jewesses I see are quite fetching, it is for this reason I protect them from the violence of the peasants who blame them for the plague, no wonder my namesake enslaved them all Maybe the Finns are the Jews of Scandinavia?
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Jul 12, 2017 16:08
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JosefStalinator posted:the plague made it into the castle Good chronicler, a moment, I am confused Of my nine children, 7 are dead of the plague. Only one lives? Surely not; I may have visions of shadow men, but 9 - 7 = 2.
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Jul 12, 2017 16:57
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Nebakenezzer posted:Good chronicler, a moment, I am confused One died of Not The Plague.
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Jul 12, 2017 17:38
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Quiet Feet posted:One died of Not The Plague. White skull means not plague, plague give you a green skull i guess.
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Jul 12, 2017 20:45
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Mariana Horchata posted:did i do anything that mattered? nothing matters
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Reality Winner posted:nothing matters EVERYTHING MATTERS Otherwise I might help my people more and break the evidently ineffectual palace blockade
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