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Mariana Horchata posted:did i do anything that mattered? lol nothin u do or could ever do matters Elephanthead posted:Does sparing the cats stop the plague faster because they eat the rats? Anyway shouldn't you be sacrificing something to Satan like your last child and loving a horse by now? the gods of the Random Number Generator have not been as kind as of late. we're gonna need somethin wacky to keep things interesting! I may have just the thing...
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Nebakenezzer posted:You were my daughter, it is more than most. I have instructed the clergy to remove the song of Suzanna from the bible, and replace it with the song of Mariana Horchata. I feel a strange compulsion with that book, especially the song of Bel the Dragon- ur post has moved me we will conquer finland too, when possible, so as to fulfill your wishes
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Jul 12, 2017 23:35
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Nebakenezzer posted:You were my daughter, it is more than most. I have instructed the clergy to remove the song of Suzanna from the bible, and replace it with the song of Mariana Horchata. I feel a strange compulsion with that book, especially the song of Bel the Dragon-  nothing beside remains.
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Jul 13, 2017 00:27
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JosefStalinator posted:lol nothin u do or could ever do matters I respect your decision to save the cats above all else And the horses
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Jul 13, 2017 02:58
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 Donald followed by Eric and Barron it is perfect 
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Jul 13, 2017 18:35
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diggin that Or, a pig statant
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Jul 14, 2017 03:15
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I writhe in burlap, head shaven, heart desperate with penance. Please include my name when possible.
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Jul 14, 2017 06:53
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A Handed Missus posted:
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Jul 14, 2017 08:16
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 Our settlers are continuing beyond what even our maps can see - the light of feminism has reached Greenland, barren as it may be.
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Jul 14, 2017 08:26
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Our future queen, Princess Eugene V Dabs, granddaughter of the current king, has come of age. Unfortunately she's... not the most skilled future ruler. She pursued a religious education in feminism, but ended up becoming a "detached priest." Also, she's depressed and gay.
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Jul 14, 2017 08:39
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bad news Nebakenezzer: I started expanding into Finland, but then this ginormous nation "Mordvinia" started movin in. We can't beat them right now so we'll have to wait for them to fall apart before we can make any progress in Finland.
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Jul 14, 2017 09:01
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 Our people have made a great discovery! Beyond Greenland is an even more splendorous land - Vinland! We hope that something great will come from this discovery. Surely, nothing bad can come of it. Right?
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Jul 14, 2017 09:13
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A sad day: Our beloved King Nebekenezzer, first of his name, has perished. While the nobles will remember him for his wicked, satanic ways, the peasants will remember him otherwise.  King Neb ruled Noregr for a record 53 years, which is a long rear end time. His rule was remarkably stable, and saw feminism officially become policy, along with the first mass conversions of the counter revolutionaries to the true faith. Just about all of our provinces are prosperous, and we've developed our lands considerably under his rule. King Rushi ruled only 15 years, and Octopus 6, so the stability was welcome. Even Mayor Dave only ruled for 45 years. There wasn't massive expansion, but we did firmly take control of the last remnants of the Danish counter-revolutionary Baloogans. The regular people of our realm will remember King Neb fondly.  But King Neb's chapter is now done. Now it is Queen Eugene V. Dabs' turn to rule. Our first female ruler, may feminism spread under her reign.
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Jul 14, 2017 09:26
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Queen Eugene V. Dabs is preparing her forces for an invasion of Scotland, to begin our conquest of the isles, when strange news reaches our shores: 
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Jul 14, 2017 09:36
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imo you should welcome these strnagers to your land. queztlcoatle may be a generous god
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Jul 14, 2017 09:56
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Can you convert to rheir heathen god and start offering up hearts?
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Jul 14, 2017 11:59
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JosefStalinator posted:Queen Eugene V. Dabs is preparing her forces for an invasion of Scotland, to begin our conquest of the isles, when strange news reaches our shores: I was hoping Sunset Invasion was installed, good
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Jul 14, 2017 13:00
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JosefStalinator posted:
A Viking settlement was discovered at the northern tip of Newfoundland in 1969. Doesn't explain the grapes thing though, as grape vines have never grown wild there. The Vikings also discovered two other lands, "helluland", a rocky and barren waste, likely Baffin Island or Northern Labrador, and Markland, filled with trees. JosefStalinator posted:Queen Eugene V. Dabs is preparing her forces for an invasion of Scotland, to begin our conquest of the isles, when strange news reaches our shores: lol 
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Jul 14, 2017 15:34
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Mayans going to put the hurt on some bible thumpers.
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Nebakenezzer posted:A Viking settlement was discovered at the northern tip of Newfoundland in 1969. Doesn't explain the grapes thing though, as grape vines have never grown wild there. The Vikings also discovered two other lands, "helluland", a rocky and barren waste, likely Baffin Island or Northern Labrador, and Markland, filled with trees.
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Jul 14, 2017 18:03
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am i missing anything by not having the Charlemagne dlc? it's the only major expansion I don't have.
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Jul 18, 2017 02:35
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Earlier start date I all I got but I am a newbie. I need to get the satan baby DLC but it is 15 bucks I need a sale.
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Jul 18, 2017 03:11
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Grand Prize Winner posted:am i missing anything by not having the Charlemagne dlc? it's the only major expansion I don't have. not unless you feel like playing a half-assed campaign mode as charlemagne
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Jul 18, 2017 03:27
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A half-assed campaign mode that can end up with you controlling France, Italy, and Germany within 50 years of the game start.
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Jul 18, 2017 04:10
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assuming you can get all the events to trigger correctly, which has never happened for me
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Jul 18, 2017 04:13
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Grand Prize Winner posted:am i missing anything by not having the Charlemagne dlc? it's the only major expansion I don't have. I like the charlemagne DLC because it adds a new start date, and to me the new start dates and regions are the coolest DLC Along with satan, ofc
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Jul 18, 2017 05:12
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It would be cool if we converted to heart-ripping and then conquered the New World with Amazonian heart-thieves.
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Jul 18, 2017 06:14
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My king that whored around alot so much that he was stressed had so many kids that they killed off the one that became king when I died of cock rot. I considered this a victory condition.
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Jul 18, 2017 15:26
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JosefStalinator posted:I like the charlemagne DLC because it adds a new start date, and to me the new start dates and regions are the coolest DLC it is the shittiest start date though, once francia is formed and ruins western europe
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Jul 18, 2017 16:32
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Concerned Citizen posted:it is the shittiest start date though, once francia is formed and ruins western europe satan finds a way to ensure the kingdoms fracture
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Jul 19, 2017 02:16
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managed to unite ireland, then my dude died and everyone hats my replacement dude slowly trying to implement feminism and satanism. i figure once you have the tech and start it rolling, you can make more and more of your councilors women and they're more likely to vote for feminism
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Jul 19, 2017 07:56
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everyone hated my new guy so i went full kill all plotters and family members who don't like me with him. why did they even vote for him if they hate him
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Jul 19, 2017 08:56
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my only heir is a girl with the 'slow' trait and poor health and now my first and second wives have died of cancer, one was 19 and the other was 23
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Jul 19, 2017 09:07
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Grand Prize Winner posted:my only heir is a girl with the 'slow' trait and poor health and now my first and second wives have died of cancer, one was 19 and the other was 23 you may uh, wanna get the water checked or something cause that sounds environmental buddy
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Jul 19, 2017 13:41
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JosefStalinator posted:you may uh, wanna get the water checked or something cause that sounds environmental buddy maybe they weren't gargling enough ox diarrhea
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Jul 19, 2017 13:55
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Once we make the pope feminist can we throw our lot in with our fellow human sacrificers from across the ocean and turn (the rain of) frogs gay
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Jul 19, 2017 16:45
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JosefStalinator posted:you may uh, wanna get the water checked or something cause that sounds environmental buddy Finally had a boychild one month before he died of making GBS threads yourself to death disease so then I had to deal with 16 years of regency and now this POS king is chaste and so is his idiot wife you people are loving irish why won't you breed
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Jul 19, 2017 20:59
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That's why you go tanistry so you can murder you're famil and not kill the game
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Jul 19, 2017 21:08
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haven't managed feminism yet but now my realm is full of secret waldensians, including everyone in line for succession two of my kings have tried to join the satanists but the fuckers never called me back
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i had loads of gold so i tried to imprison everyone plotting against me, hired a bunch of mercenaries to crush them and executed everyone after winning the war
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