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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Nonsense posted:

I am actively lmaoing at those who oppose Bernie

whereas im lmaoing at you for opposing the Monae/Case wave, scrubbernaut

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

GalacticAcid posted:

“millennials will do socialism when the boomers die” is “demographics are destiny” for c-spam

i fail to see how the death of the current political oligarchy is somehow a negative

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
you loving fools, you neoliberal apes, just bend the knee already to your electrosophistifunky masters

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
you, a failson chapoboi: "well i think that glenn greenwald had a good point when he said—"
me, a supporter of the android from the future and the redneck piece of poo poo: *annihilates you with a blast of pure logic*

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Taintrunner posted:

death to those who suggest rich celebrity popstars for elected office

what about minority, marginal stars who work their asses off to make sure their collaborative artists get exposure while failing to crack the top 40??

welcum to da Monae Party

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
look im just saying Janelle Monae could slap the faces off whatever rando podcast trustfund failsons you care to mention and i dare you to prove me wrong

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
wow a gimmick in cspam, color me scandalized

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
[nasal haughty dipshit voice] im sorry could you rephrase your opinion in the form of decorum

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
*glides past on heelies* im not sure how much of a chance Kevin de Leon has but ill double down on the cure for CA machine politics being to stop electing Bay Area Lawyers *falls into open sewer and dies*

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
im a low info voter but that's mostly due to me being thick as an acre of pigshit more than anything else!

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
why are people still talking to James Carville like what was the last major thing he did? is there some weird Cajun mutant input quota that needs to be met

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Raskolnikov38 posted:

ads for some liquor iirc

somehow I knew this without knowing it. it just makes too much sense

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Vox Nihili posted:

CA has an open jungle primary race, so Feinstein is definitely more racist than most of the other guys & girls that she's going to squash in the first round.

idk man in true California fashion there are some real crazy fuckers running including a pro life democrat and a guy whose candidate statement is just ranting about Jesus

cali primaries are :thunk: made manifest

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Raskolnikov38 posted:

i enjoyed that the state just gave up and didn't even bother including all the positions on the voters guide because there was just too much poo poo to the point of two giant voting guides needing to be sent out

my favorite part was that both the libertarian candidates for senate had these Mussolini-rear end headshots with like the inclined head and outthrust chin

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
architects consider homeless people to be basically very large pigeons

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

eyeballing that drat dinner egg

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Joementum posted:

never voted for obama, personally

hell i hear tell this clown didnt even vote on election day in 2016

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

GodFish posted:

why should gun manufacturers be sued for someone shooting someone with a gun they made? That's like suing a car company for someone intentionally running people over with a car

cuz their products are designed only to kill people and they literally directly profit off mass murder events and, well, frankly gently caress 'em

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
mind u my feelings on gun laws are mostly based around infuriating owners of multiple guns out of pissy babby vindictiveness and im obviously behind the woke curve given that im only just now finding out the parkland kids are Apparently Bad, so take my positions with a ton of salt

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
if there was some way to open the NRA up to lawsuits every time some disaffiliated privileged failson hit his limit break all over his classmates, id be more in favor of that than suing Smith and Dumbshit, but that seems like even more of a gray area

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Raskolnikov38 posted:

then just ban the guns. the lawsuit path is like the most convoluted and least likely path to gun control success

i mean dont get me wrong id love for every gun in this benighted nation to be melted down into a heap of slag but unfortunately nobody is even hinting at proposing that so *stretches out suspenders* whaaayyy-elp

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
a knock on effect of my Melt All Guns plan would be demilitarizing the police as they wouldnt have to be "afraid" of every Hank, Albert, and Cletus pulling a hand cannon out of their glove box during a traffic stop

vote for me in 2020, ill be running on the Never loving Ever ticket

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Raskolnikov38 posted:

yeah but your plan B is still finding a case that will overcome armalite's team of highly paid lawyers and won't get overturned or reduced to nothing on appeal

"if u will it, it is no dream" - waltre sobchak

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
i somehow didnt process until this literal exact second that the guy who blew Scalise's dick and balls off at a baseball game looks like IRL Walter Sobchak, what the gently caress

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
*racks pistol slide* AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A gently caress ABOUT FUNCTIONING GOVERNMENT?!

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
realtalk its severely griping my freaking cookies that obama saw fit to stick his snoot into the CA senate race by endorsing Feinstein when not even our idiot dipshit state party saw fit to issue an endorsement one way or the other

not that de Leon had much more than a distant fighting chance in the first place to break the murderous stranglehold that Norcal has on national office (may their bones be crushed)

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Office Pig posted:

obama is an actively malignant political force and it's made all the worse by his relative youth and potential longevity

what really burns me is that if you're even some total lanyard looking for cheap #nevertrump kudos, de Leon is still so, so, so much better than Feinstein at that role its not even funny. im sort of skeptical of the dude because he's a little too good at talking out both sides of his mouth to both serious business interests and actual leftists, but the fact remains he talks a good game. hes Newsom level at the very least when it comes to political windsock instinct, and dicking him over in favor of someone who should have retired, like, yesterday is just loving stupid

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

mastershakeman posted:

guns were illegal in Chicago for decades yet cops there were some of the worst in the country at nonstop brutality

cops can't be fixed without abolishing the first amendment and changing all the movies and TV shows showing cops in nonstop danger

a reasonable point which lets me elegantly segue into discussing my second term Melt All Cops plan

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
parking an Exocet launch vehicle in the driveway of my Oklahoma suburban home so no jackbooted coast guard thugs can steal my drat bitcoins

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

LegoPirateNinja posted:

A disarmed tank is a tractor.

swing the turret around real fast to keep the deep state at bay

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
guys I just bought a gram of some stuff that this beardy guy at the park called Decorum and dropped it and boy am I seeing some really wild poo poo. its really consolidating the data centers of my mind

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
peter daou getting woke is something id put lower on my bracket than bill kristol vibrating through the political firmament and winding up at marxist-leninist thought, for real

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
daou isn't more of a dipshit than kristol necessarily its just that neoconservative intelligensia are already overheated geeks and they strike me as being more prone to swooping changes of ideology than lameass beltway functionaries

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
that being said all the NYT op-ed types are unreconstructed shitwits and need the bastinado

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

The Nastier Nate posted:

I've never heard of Peter Daou outside of the Suck Zone, but he seems like an allright guy

this is a very powerful troll

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
like peter daou is so whackadoo that even the clintons with their extremely lenient standards of cronyism think hes weird

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
glenn beck is so fuckin ridiculous i cant tell how much of that is a joke

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