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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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posting in the future zuck zone

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Vox Nihili posted:

heres the dude running against Randy "Ironstache" Bryce



woah, how did he manage to get published on his own website!?!?!?!!?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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deadgoon posted:

guillotines for the rich, firing squads for the centrists

what about the center left, lingchi?????

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Vox Nihili posted:

heres the dude running against Randy "Ironstache" Bryce



i keep re-reading this ad and it brings joy every time. like how they literally mention he is a carpetbagger who only moved there to get elected and move out of their shithole district back to washington

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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ironstache would have won i say as i pop an irn bru

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Aurubin posted:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/a-tale-of-two-races-quist-ossoff_us_594a0fc6e4b0710bea889a98


Let's not mention the bill that was unpopular as gently caress among EVERYBODY and make sure to go to my website! 50 million dollars!



if giving people homework doesn't work for socialists, it sure as poo poo isn't going to work for democrats

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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paranoid randroid posted:

we had a chance for a new start with a suck zone free of snotty grousing

in what universe

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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NNick posted:

Democrats are bad, Socialists are good, Marxists are the best.

democrats are bad socialists are good marxists are useless, anarchy!!!!!!!!!!!!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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paranoid randroid posted:

like bear in mind the convention has to write its own rules for things like delegations and good luck getting 2/3rds of the states to agree on anything right now

i think we're more likely to see the federal government shuttered entirely (not v likely) than a constitutional convention at this point

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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ThndrShk2k posted:

You can't just make up words.

my ideology is Laughable Xhosaism

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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that ad is so ridic i keep looking at it thinking it had to be put out by the opposition

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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SKULL.GIF posted:

that corporate tax isn't like 70% of the share is disgusting

im of the opinion that the corporate tax rate should be fairly low because the effective corporate tax rate approaches 0 the more money a corporation makes, as long as income and capital gains taxes cap out at 99.9

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Serf posted:

raise the corporate tax rate to 90%, outlaw tax code loopholes and seize funds stored in offshore accounts, cap personal wealth at 10 million dollars

drop corporate tax rate to 0, abolish 4 profit corporations, require mandatory fully equal profit sharing, cap all other forms of personal income at 100k

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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abolish private property, use the rich for medical experimentation, achieve effective immortality within a generation

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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i bit into an orange slice today that it turns out was completely infested with fruit fly larvae

not sure why reading the suck zone compelled me to share that fact

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Bell_ posted:

gently caress anarchists. They grow up to be lovely, racist Libertarians.

this sounds pretty specific, who in your life are you talking about, Bell_ :allears: < but unironically, i'm serious

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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woah two flowers in his twitter name!?!?!? that guy must be sufficiently devoted to socialsim


also ossoff we know this means privatizing them lol who did u think u were foolong

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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so whats the wisconsin primary look like and can ironstache defeat babyface carpetbag even if obama shows up and goes Anoint The Guy That Sucks

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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dems are counting on voters in that district thiniking PAUL RYAN BAD because both trump and dems say it but the truth all anybody D&R will be able to hear is My Hero Hillary Clintom

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Apr 2, 2010

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steinrokkan posted:

As we left quietly, one of Hillary’s campaign people shook my hand and thanked me brightly for coming, not paying attention or caring that a crying little girl’s world was rocked to its core,

ahahahahahah wait is he shaming her campaign staffers for insufficient devotion

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Serf posted:

hey, maybe since we're in a new gilded age, we're about to enter a new progressive era??

maybe?

folks??

well










sort of

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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mormonpartyboat posted:

oh this gets funnier


he supported bernie in the primaries

https://twitter.com/DavidYankovich/status/805924924120584192

rofl

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Serf posted:

huh

i took an entire class on the gilded age in college and we covered it all the way up to world war 1 lol

you might be completely flabbergasted 2 kno that scholars disagree

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Vox Nihili posted:

I'm honestly not sure I even believe him. He constantly talks about how much he idolizes Hillary. Hillary is supposedly his hero and reason for entering politics. He wouldn't just make all that up, would he???

hes decided to jump on the hillary train AFTER she lost because the dnc is still packed with hil and obama sycophants would be my guess

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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a fifth challenger has just announced for WI01, your pathetic middle school vice principal

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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#8 jon cena's stand in from the marine who also has no record of military service

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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a cart from a haunted mine ride filled to the brim with venture capitalist donations

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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an entire filenes basement that only sells carpet bags

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Willa Rogers posted:

wanna smack that smug smirk outta schumer



oh drat schumer. the republicans are a bunch of big ol meanies huh

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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now do a pixel art portrait of this

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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ThndrShk2k posted:

A bit hasty but tried to keep a pallet limit(nes-ntsc) on it:


fake-edit: made slightly smugger



ThndrShk2k posted:

If you look at one and then the other really fast it looks like he's giving you bedroom eyes.



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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

Look do you want a tip or not

[removes top single from stack i set on the table at the beginning of the meal while never breaking eye contact]

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Al! posted:

[removes top single from stack i set on the table at the beginning of the meal while never breaking eye contact]

do people actually do this btw, i've heard goons brag about it but never seen it in the wild

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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experience what

Al!
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Condiv posted:

putincept? is the intercept actually materially connected to russia or are bad dems calling anyone who dares to question their beliefs russians?

i think the reference is to how they burned their source, reality winner

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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mormonpartyboat posted:

virtual poverty

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Raskolnikov38 posted:

*gets candidate less total votes than a fictional person*

john anzalone: get this man running a presidential campaign immediately!

john analzone

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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man spends his entire life running from oompa loompahs

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Condiv posted:

my uncle turned himself kinda blue with colloidal silver. he wanted to look young forever and heard it was great for that. he still looks p young these days (though he's more grey than blue now after so many years). i just dunno why a guy that looks like he could be santa would want to turn into papa smurf? as blue as he is, he's obviously still using, and he's got no youth to protect :confused:

your uncle is a moron hth

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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drat i was really hoping that was still wordfiltered to "im a huge prick"

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