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Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

The Montreal Star
ready to succ

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Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

The Montreal Star
My posts have been published in the succ zone, a dota 2 thread and my own website.

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

The Montreal Star

Jeb! Repetition posted:

Why was the old thread closed?

Too many people didn't think bernie would have won

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

The Montreal Star
My ideology is I can only understand ideology if explained in videogame terms.

I'm very confused all the time someone please help.

How many continues do the democrats have left and how big is the Republicans' gold/xp lead ????

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

The Montreal Star
I'm funneling ants down my dickhole to own the libtards and so can you

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

The Montreal Star
At some point in the early 2000s a member of the Duma argued that measures to reduce state corruption would inevitably backfire.

He unironically argued that the current corrupt establishment should be left alone, because it's embezzling less after having been sated. You see, replacing any corrupt officials would only serve to reset the embezzling rate to default levels and make everything worse.

This is what this talk of "well, anyone that replaces Pelosi would be just as lovely" is reminding me of.

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

The Montreal Star
We probably should kill ourselves, though.

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

The Montreal Star
I think the big problem with most D&D posters is that they weren't bullied enough as kids

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

The Montreal Star
your racist middle manager, but he's woke now

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

The Montreal Star

Agreed, but jeez, the initial gotcha premise is so weird. "Aha! You want your political views to be represented by your government!" seems like a very bizarre vector for owning someone.

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

The Montreal Star

Darkman Fanpage posted:

i think you'll find that hrc did not win as we are now in the presidency of donald trump

Nevertheless, she persisted

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

The Montreal Star
the founding fathers were syphilitic racists strokeposting about freedom

in many ways they were the original bernie bros

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

The Montreal Star
that triangulating sunuvabitch pragmatist!

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

The Montreal Star

Dreylad posted:

bernies foreign policy wasn't that different from clinton or anyone else but no presidential candidate runs as a peacenik. the closest you get is isolationist but that doesn't mean much since the US can remotely bomb or drone strike anywhere now

Bernie introduced me to the idea that palestinians are human beings, which I don't think I've heard any other politician express.

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

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Holy poo poo I thought it was zeger mans this entire time. Ze germans makes way more sense, though.

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

The Montreal Star
Dear Richard,

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

The Montreal Star

SKULL.GIF posted:

I like how we're so conditioned to politicians being completely selfish and stubborn that it's earthshattering that a centrist went "hey okay you're a better candidate than I am, here you go" of his own volition

trump really unwove our politic fabric

This is 100% a false flag and a cia psyop.

I'm further smoothening my brain with potent self-talk techniques so that it may better deflect perfidious falsehoods of the deep state.

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

The Montreal Star
I'm glad macron is finally sharing some of those extremely complicated thoughts he's been thinking.

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

The Montreal Star
It'll either be the ultimate Not Mattering, or the immediate and complete collapse of #TheResistance as soon as decorum is restored to politics.

Both will produce good twitter, which is the only thing that truly matters.

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

The Montreal Star

zegermans posted:

I probably wouldn't care about the oppo thing if I was transparently useful-idioted by said oppo throughout most of 2016, either

My favorite thing about the term "useful idiot" is that it's used exclusively by useful idiots.

Also, weren't you going to stop trolling or something?

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

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*d&ds into thread carrying a huge tub of water labeled "CAPITALISM", brain aglow with cosmic light. rolls eyes extremely d&d-ishly* lol @ the useful idiots itt

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

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Frijolero posted:

lol zegremans hates this thread so much yet he posts in it hourly and talks about it in other threads

it's very cute and I wish he and this thread would just gently caress already

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

The Montreal Star
the galaxy brain take wrt bad dems losing elections is that it's extremely good for everyone

the democrats get to keep claiming they're better than republicans without having to fail to back it up
the left gets to keep dunking on the democrats with powerful twitter owns for being poo poo at getting elected
the republicans get to stay in power

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

The Montreal Star

Jeb! Repetition posted:

Pretty bad for poor, lgbt and minority people though.

This is a normal brain take at best, not even glowing. Sad!

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

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Bernie is a compromise candidate

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

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personally, I expect a fully grown and clothed perfect socialist candidate to spring forth from Bernie's forehead on live tv

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

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check this out: Justin Turd-eau

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

The Montreal Star
Memes are the purest form of political expression available to the masses

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

The Montreal Star
Small brain: harry potter references
Normal brain: lotr references
Glowing brain: dark tower references
Galaxy brain: metal gear solid references
Transcendental universe brain: mumintrollen references

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

The Montreal Star

The Little Kielbasa posted:

Zager keeps the thread moving when news is slow. CC keeps it from entirely degenerating into mutual masturbation. They are among the most important components of the Suck Zone ecology.

They'll be put up against the wall when the revolution comes, of course, but that's true for pretty much all of us.

Also

lol

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

The Montreal Star
Personally I find the "dirtbag" qualifier unnecessary, because there is no other left movement of note in the country. In order to have an alt-left, there has to be a left to begin with. Otherwise it's just "left".

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

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zegermans posted:

what's the ds, I assume the yp is your posting

I assume s is stop. maybe d is definitely? I think that makes sense.

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

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Do your part in dismantling the american empire by stealing valor

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

The Montreal Star

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

Russia still hasn't discovered fun

Not true at all, russia has far surpassed the us in its fun capabilities, even to the point where the average american can't comprehend it. What do you think all those videos of kids hanging off tall buildings, or seemingly random fistfights breaking out in the streets are about?

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

The Montreal Star

MizPiz posted:

Manifestations of a suicidal mindset from living in a frozen wasteland?

No, sir. That is what fun is in some cultures and it's very insensitive of you to think otherwise.

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

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paranoid randroid posted:

I've never had a mcflurry

Same, you are not alone

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

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I'm going to (further) fracture the left by forming the mcflurry abstainer dsa caucus

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

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Hello I'm here for the better posting skills

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

The Montreal Star
A kinder, gentler prison labor

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Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

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wow, you guys were't kidding about the d&d equivalent of the succ thread

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