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The phone rings, 3am in the night
Bill Clinton asked me “did I vote for his wife?”

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Let justice roll on like a river
Righteousness, like a never-failing stream

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Vox Nihili posted:

heres the dude running against Randy "Ironstache" Bryce



Give me a loving break

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Al! posted:

what about the center left, lingchi?????

Gulags and reeducation I assume.

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David is seriously distressing me

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GalacticAcid posted:

from davidyankovich.com


hahahahah this is so lovely but shouts to him for stealing valor

"Childhood foot condition" is also exactly the method Trump used to dodge the draft.

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Shear Modulus posted:

the link doesnt work lol

Lol

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Willa Rogers posted:

whiskey the juvenile posted this in the old thread:


could that have had anything to do with this 2015 state law?


Out-of-state college students, who often vote Democratic, would have to obtain an Ohio driver's license or license plate if they want to vote in Ohio, under a bill that passed the Legislature [...]

Democrats have called on Kasich to line-item veto the requirement, which was added to a bill that pays for repairs to roads and bridges. The provision states that new residents who register to vote in Ohio must obtain an Ohio driver's license and register their vehicles here within 30 days. Violators of the provision, who choose to keep a driver's license or license plate from another state, could face a minor misdemeanor.


I'm guessing that kasich did not line-item veto that requirement.

B-but he's the moderate reasonable Republican

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paranoid randroid posted:

CONSTITUTIONAL CONVENTION is like the left's FEMA DEATH CAMPS

I'd say it's a little more plausible since they only need one more state legislature and it's being openly talked about in most of them.

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Neeksy posted:

Are... are they loving ADVERTISING the fact that he's a carpetbagger?

Yes.

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I just rewatched an Ossoff ad and it was nice to have this to get the taste out of my mouth.

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Shear Modulus posted:

yeah this


hillary wins among loyal democrats but independents in open primaries hate her. lucky for hillary, the more electable candidate, the general election is also closed to non-democrats

I've talked about this before but I canvassed for Hillary and independents hated her even more than you're imagining.

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https://twitter.com/realmrkimbell/status/877362852746735616

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http://www.clickhole.com/article/back-drawing-board-dnc-scientists-just-carried-scr-6273

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Covfefe was extremely funny until the first thing anyone said about it.

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SKULL.GIF posted:

Covfefe wasn't itself funny, the funny part was we were all uncertain whether Trump had had an heart attack, was abruptly taken away from tweeting by a national emergency, fell asleep in the middle of a tweet, or whatever, and we were all on the edge of our seats waiting to find out exactly why the Final Tweet ended in gibberish. Once we found out nothing happened then it stopped being funny, because the word itself was never the funny part.

No a national message from the President of the United States descending into gibberish is still inherently funny. It didn't stop being funny because we found out he was alive, it stopped being funny because of every unfunny motherfucker on Twitter playing with it.

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Joementum posted:

my prediction is that neither Hillary nor Bernie will launch a formal 2020 campaign

my track record with predictions in 2016 was extremely good btw

I love you Joe.

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Joementum posted:

I can't wait to learn why I'm racist and hate women because I'm against the Zuckerberg 2020 campaign. Gonna be wild.

Hint: Zuckerberg

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Jeb! Repetition posted:

Hint: Zuckerberg

Oh the nightmare visions

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Fallen Hamprince posted:

too bad, under single payer they'd still pay no taxes due to being technically homeless and jobless despite being the beneficiaries of millions of dollars of spending by the Eric and Donald Jr. Trump Foundation, a non-profit organization dedicated to improving the lives of the chromosomally-challenged children of terrible presidents

I've said this before but the absolute meanest thing anyone's ever said about Trump was when SNL introduced him as "the man to blame for the bottom half of all his kids' faces"

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Darkman Fanpage posted:

defrauding large banks isnt a crime

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My ultimate dream is for some political thing, whether it's a bill or a think tank or an agency or voting software, to accidentally have the acronym A.N.U.S. It's on my bucket list to experience that.

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Lindsey O. Graham posted:

god drat it; he is in Iowa

this is real, and this is not a drill
:shepicide:

Yeah it's genuinely freaking me out.

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UHD posted:

zuck fuckerberg

Can't imagine it getting better than this.

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comedyblissoption posted:

also the other day I was listening to NPR and they were lamenting what to do about those classified as contractors and those working the gig economy that did not receive the same protections and benefits (e.g. healthcare) as traditional employees. of course this segment was not used to present an actual solution to this problem. they were used to hawk some bullshit company that purported to manage "portable benefits packages" as a potential solution. they discussed the necessity of coming up with new solutions to these problems and thinking of things like more flexible savings accounts and bullshit like that. they talked of the problem of 30 million uninsured and the spectre of the republican ACA and how healthcare is 1/6th the economy.

not once did they bring up single payer, medicare for all, or any solution the entire rest of the world has figured out for this problem. they did not discuss how all other major countries on earth spend far less on healthcare in absolute terms and as % of GDP while covering all citizens. they only talked about bandaids and absurd contortions in the overton window of the debate between bad dems and republicans.

i think npr might honestly be worse than fox news. the enemy you dont know stabbing you in the back is worse than the enemy you know.

of course i hate NPR and already know they are scum, but a lot of purportedly leftist listeners are being misinformed on a daily basis.

Yeah NPR's some seriously neoliberal bougies.

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NPR's taking Car Talk off the air in September and then they'll have no reason whatsoever to exist.

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Condiv posted:

yeah, the r/ess people are deep up their own rear end. they also control the r/democrats sub, so you get a weird situation where the subreddit for the democratic party has a measly 20k subscribers and sanders4president having 250k. they're real salty about that too

Their salt is sweet to me.

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Montasque posted:



He's already doing that thing where you eat horrible food in Iowa.

I'm hoping this is some kind of prank or performance art. Well it's already performance art when politicians eat fried stuff in Iowa but you know what I mean.

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Dreylad posted:

it's amazing how easy it'd be to break the wrong way

also im a moron how does single payer disproportionately affect white people

It does not.

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zegermans posted:

I prefer the simpler version of this meme

Me too, but I didn't save it. Does anybody have it?

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Scent of Worf posted:

https://twitter.com/AP_Politics/status/878754249433387009

when are you going to rise up against the ghouls running this country and :killing:

If you know the Kochs this is the least surprising thing ever. Any health care bill that allows any poor person to see a doctor ever isn't "conservative" enough for them.

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So wait why are the mentioning the part about single-payer? Do they expect all their voters to recognize single-payer as scary communism and see this as a sign that the Democrats (of which Bernie isn't one) are going off the deep end?

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Weltlich posted:

rest of series plz

https://theoutline.com/post/1433/who-watches-the-men-hillarys-escape

It's supposed to be 100% serious with it's idolatry of Hillary but I can't take it as anything but satire.

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Heartening.

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Subjunctivitis posted:

you're a drat idjit if you thought the Bernie thread was bad

it was v good



:bern101::bernin::bern101::bernin::bern101::bernin::bern101::bernin:

Free Matey.

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Played at Matey's funeral:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5oCLKFbPwA

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ThndrShk2k posted:

The Bernie thread was memes and socialism at a high speed.
The Bad Dem Thread was filth.

The trump thread pre-election I don't know and don't care
The post-election Trump thread took the speed of the old Bernie thread, but is second rate compared to it.

I kept up with the Bernie thread despite my job, the current Trump thread however is terrible to follow.
I miss the old Bernie posters of yore, the good posters that left for better things.

I am glad some of them stick around and yell into the void with me in this, the current Bernie thread

Namaste ~

The pre-election Trump thread was the best thread that's ever been on these forums, and probably ever will be.

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Dom is Here posted:

i remember when night crew meant the insane failsons living over seas were wreaking havoc in the trump thread.

what a time. what a world

No one knows what shitposting is who hasn't witnessed Baloogan, Boosted and the Ben Carson guy all in the same thread together at 3 am.

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Watching The Bonding. Troi gets to be useless by telling Picard to beam the away team up 1 second before they request a beam-up. I'm not sure what injury exactly the makeup on the dead away team member's head is supposed to be showing.

Edit: wrong thread

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