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Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

When I first read that ad I thought it was an attack ad against him.

And what the gently caress is the look on his face? Condescension?

You fuckheads in Wisconsin are idiots. I need to come sort out your loving mess, you goddamn savages. Vote for me, dipshits

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Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Well he's not wrong

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Tiler Kiwi posted:

hot new idea for burning man 2018: ted talks

I'm in favor of whatever candidate or party is for abolishing those loving things

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

steinrokkan posted:

Her plan for America was pretty much "write more apps"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei9iM_zzzQk

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

mormonpartyboat posted:

Tell me why you decided to challenge Paul Ryan.

I’m a lifelong resident of Southeastern Wisconsin. I graduated from public schools, went into the Army after that. When I came back, I was diagnosed with cancer and I didn’t have insurance, and now it’s considered a preexisting condition. I worked sometimes two full-time jobs to make ends meet. Finally, I joined the union, the Ironworkers Union, which had an apprenticeship. I got my journeyman’s card and I’ve been doing that for 20 years now. As I drive through the district I can look and see, “I worked on that, I built that.” So literally I spent the last 20 years of my life building the district. Looking over at Paul Ryan, I’m wondering what he’s been doing.

owns

I don't know, I think we should trust the out of state city slicker with all the bad dem money

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
oh hey theres a totally rad dude named IRON STACHE that sounds a bit too spicy let's get an anodyne school teacher

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Agean90 posted:

#10: Jon ossof

Gotta keep shopping for a seat, man

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

UHD posted:

it would unironically own if a handful of primary challengers turned out to not actually exist yet people voted for them by the thousands

The Beast of Bray Road enters the race

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
push up your goddamn glasses who the gently caress do you think you are

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Raskolnikov38 posted:

a single incident isnt going to lead to war with russia

a nuclear exchange with korea that drags the chinese in otoh

lol if anyone thinks korea or iran would ever actually use a nuclear weapon instead of it being the one deterrent that would stop the US from loving with them. Oh yeah, the guy holding together the nightmare regime with a death grip is just going to commit suicide to kill some random americans.

Scaremongering over nuclear weapons is basically:

-They will not have control over their stockpile and/or be irresponsible enough to let third party non-state actors get them
-It prevents direct US intervention by creating a line we won't cross
-It funnels even more money into the defense industry to prepare for this threat

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Reminder the majority of people at the CIA aren't "james bond," or "Jason Bourne." They are much closer to Reality Winner or Fishmech.

i went to grad school with an idiot who got hired by the cia. there was a mosque near the campus and he'd always cross the street so he wouldn't be walking near it because he was afraid they would kill him. they operated an awesome bbq restaurant next door and he'd freak out anytime post-conference dinners would be held there because they might "poison his food".

imagine if you will an organization staffed by the failsons and daughters of the elite, each convinced they are smarter than everyone else in the room, with no oversight and completely unwilling to accept any responsibility

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Let the democrats die and something better be reborn from the ashes

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

comedyblissoption posted:

lol if the iraqi war taught us anything it's that you better have nuclear weapons to defend yourself if the US is sabre rattling that you have nuclear weapons

i don't get if thats the joke but the US saying you have weapons when you don't as an excuse to go in, of course doesn't work as a deterrent because they know you don't have them

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

also they would love to have slaves, as long as those slaves are diverse.

i went on a date with a pfizer suit once, who confided in me that her dream was to have african servants

so like i just want you to know that was a joke but also scarily accurate

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Venom Snake posted:

It's so insanely frustrating that people like this get a say in things while people like me get sidelined for being to young and inexperienced :(

don't worry i'm sure you'll eventually fail upwards like everyone else in the party

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

fits my needs posted:

wtf is a moderate now. like how can they even exist lmao. i mean the only way you can be apolitical is if you're rich enough and at that point you'll be against the wall anyway so

someone who materially benefits from republican policies but thinks overt racism/sexism isn't very polite

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

comedyblissoption posted:

rather than change their platform to appeal to voters, the democratic party plan is to change their messaging and intonation of their existing platform to appeal to voters

the key thing to remember with technocrats is that they are utterly convinced they are completely right and you are an idiot. Why would they change, obviously if they explain it in a different way you'll come around.

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Taintrunner posted:

this is shameful


in an alternate timeline, they were never born

because we guillotined their banker grandfathers :getin:

Just think if Prescott Bush had actually suffered consequences for plotting a fascist coup

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Taintrunner posted:

zimbabwerica is now accepting microfinancing

This would be awesome for the sake of the insane amount of debt people are in. Let the dollars hit the floor, let inflation rise and destroy the concentrated wealth.

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
I can't think of a better argument for socialism now.

Turns out society benefits from social services, who knew?

NYT: Why Women Had Better Sex Under Socialism

quote:

The result, unfortunately, has been that many of the advances of women’s liberation in the former Warsaw Pact countries have been lost or reversed. Ms. Durcheva’s adult daughter and the younger Ms. Gruber now struggle to resolve the work-life problems that Communist governments had once solved for their mothers.

“The Republic gave me my freedom,” Ms. Durcheva once told me, referring to the People’s Republic of Bulgaria. “Democracy took some of that freedom away.”

As for Ms. Gruber, she has no illusions about the brutalities of East German Communism; she just wishes “things weren’t so much harder now.”

Because they championed sexual equality — at work, at home and in the bedroom — and were willing to enforce it, Communist women who occupied positions in the state apparatus could be called cultural imperialists. But the liberation they imposed radically transformed millions of lives across the globe, including those of many women who still walk among us as the mothers and grandmothers of adults in the now democratic member states of the European Union. Those comrades’ insistence on government intervention may seem heavy-handed to our postmodern sensibilities, but sometimes necessary social change — which soon comes to be seen as the natural order of things — needs an emancipation proclamation from above.

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Agnosticnixie posted:

The biggest risk of these "foreign interlopers, no true sons of america" is that there's a history of this poo poo against the left. Give it enough time and the nationalist, rightward lurch of a lot of the center-right is going to turn them into polite fascists.

going to?

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

thinking about a funny thing you could have said in the moment is one of the more pathetic means of coping with being owned

Yeah, well the jerk store called and they're all out of you!

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
I'm really glad that she's being upfront that all the nasty things we thought about her before the election were actually completely dead-on.

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Its like a where's waldo of injustice

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Shear Modulus posted:

obama is too smart to do anything as blatantly corrupt though

I really don't get how there are people still constantly overestimating that lousy gently caress while he does blow on billionaire island

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
I don't think I've ever seen jimmy dore rant about goblins before.

But he has gone full "there needs to be a revolution" that the current system is beyond repair.

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
no wait guys third time's the charm people love hillary

it'll definitely absolutely work this time

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Office Pig posted:

Jesus loving christ.

There is always more and it is always worse.

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Doesn't matter win or lose, only thing that matters is the consultants and ad firms get paid.

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
They're gonna prop up her corpse as the democratic nominee for however long we're still allowed to have elections

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Shear Modulus posted:

if it were hillary that touched the orb would alex jones ever talk about anything else for the rest of his life

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Frijolero posted:

nothingburger.

I hoped when Hillary lost that word would disappear back up the rear end of whatever consultant came up with it

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Holy poo poo

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Its times like this you gotta believe in nominative determinism

what a fuckin mook

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Cinnamon Bear posted:

Its times like this you gotta believe in nominative determinism

what a fuckin mook

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Condiv posted:

the former dnc chair was on russia's payroll :derp:

Democratic die hards are going to be the new John Birch Society.

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Maybe he's actually R'az al Ghoul.

checks out

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
for every blue collar voter we lose we will pick up two moderate republicans in the suburbs

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
You should never trust a bear

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Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

punk rebel ecks posted:

Libertarians have strong values and beliefs. Particularly in respecting others their right to personal freedoms.

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