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china bot posted:self-crucification You'll have a hell of a time trying to get that third nail in.
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My wife used to sit on my lap when she played video games or watched stuff on TV (sometimes anime, not often tho). She mostly did it to annoy me. She knew it got uncomfortable after a little while and she thought that was kind of funny. This is the only not-insane part of this guy's fantasy and it's like something that a couple does in the very beginning of their relationship and then stops doing like a month or two in. I also noticed that he demands the girl never had or will have contact with another man. How is that possible?!
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Sep 28, 2017 19:10
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PetraCore posted:Yeah the typical modern American has much more access to foods that can mess with your teeth than the average hunter-gatherer, just by virtue of globalization, agriculture, etc. Sugar is a huge aspect. 'Cavepeople' tended to have surprisingly good teeth, but the downside was when they DID get cavities or had other tooth problems it was likely fairly debilitating. My family all have bad teeth and I have type 1 diabetes which means more sugars and lower ph in my mouth. Thank god for root canals or I'd be missing all my front teeth and most of my molars. Anyway, long whiney incel rant from YouTube: https://youtu.be/5tuf59ex-U0
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Sep 29, 2017 03:54
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Everything is a pill for these people. I really can't imaging basing my whole philosophy's nomenclature from one scene in an old movie. I honestly can't tell the difference in a lot of those pictures, and some look a lot better with thinner necks (although that might be bad photoshoping). edit: Enfys posted:"Having demonstrated the quality and quantity of my concentrated nerve power, let me now taste your pee, female." Better taste like berries and cream! Edit 2: Speaking of which, I think I found a video of that "berries and cream" incel guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYX_zhlTDr8&t=14s KillerJunglist fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Sep 29, 2017 |
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Sep 29, 2017 18:54
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Somfin posted:Maybe don't waste your time judging how someone else uses social media? But isn't making lists that meticulously detail everything you find wrong with something a very incel thing to do? Is this thread being incel-trated? 
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Oct 2, 2017 19:58
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Oct 5, 2017 03:16
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fruit on the bottom posted:I'm sick of people who puts up parties. I'm sick of people who goes to parties. And I'm loving sick of the fact that there exists events called parties. I mean, are you loving kidding me? Can't a man get some shut eye for once without getting interrupted by a bunch of degenerates who are acting like hooligans? I couldn't get any loving sleep because my neighbors thought it was a great idea to hold some party in the middle of the night. loving bellends. You Chads and Tyrones GET OFF MY LAWN! 
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Oct 6, 2017 20:46
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Koyaanisgoatse posted:i thought this said "stephen king" at first and was like, "he's not that ugly" If his writing is anything to go by, he is a sex weirdo tho.
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Oct 9, 2017 20:39
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lazorexplosion posted:"How Normies think "personality" works lmao" But the end result of these things is usually good friends, wonderful memories and a committed, loving relationship. Who would want any of that?? Incels just want all the girls to touch their cawks!
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Oct 11, 2017 06:42
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I seriously can't imagine having no hobbies apart from self hate. If only these guys could put their attention to minute detail to better use.
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Oct 11, 2017 19:33
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I studied and worked in Japan (Tokyo then Osaka) for about two years total. The only people I met who talked about anime or manga were kids (of course I taught English) and foreigners. Like it never even came up with adults unless you count really old shows like doraemon or sazae-san which were referenced occasionally.
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Oct 12, 2017 16:00
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All women check for hair on your bed. Yup. It's the first thing they do when entering your house or dorm. Straight to the bed, inspect for hairs. Also this guy should just kiss the jizz cheek.
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Oct 13, 2017 18:02
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Barudak posted:Base Chad Uberchads indicate the existence of unterchads... would that mean there is a superior and inferior incel? Or are all incels equally pathetic?
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Oct 14, 2017 06:51
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Sexcel. Fuckcel. Intercoursecel. Duracel. Edit: what about vocels? Like monks and stuff? KillerJunglist fucked around with this message at 05:59 on Oct 17, 2017 |
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It'll be nice when they finally achieve photovoltaiccel and can start living off the grid (unlike those horrible gridcels...) Edit: 2-x-cel.  The incel-est robutt. KillerJunglist fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Oct 17, 2017 |
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My Linux Rig posted:Batterycel  Nasal-labial length too great forheadicular folds too great chinular region too long eyeoculo too small Skin made of plastic Will never get laid
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fruit on the bottom posted:What it felt like to get a hug after 10 years Perhaps there is more to human interaction than sex? Maybe having friends and being a good person has rewards beyond the purely physical? Obsessing over looks and "tiers" is silly because inherently all people kind of want the same things out of life? It's nice to see some of these guys can be snapped out of it. Nicecel.
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Pesticide20 posted:This has been taken down already. What was it? Weird, I can still view it. It's a jerk going on Tinder with a fake picture then meeting his matches in person to tell them they are bad people... for some reason. There are actually a lot of these on youtube, "Tinder Catfishing" or some such. Basically a self proclaimed incel hero will put up a fake profile on Tinder then meet the girls who agree to meet. Once he gets there he will proceed to make fun of them and call them names and add clips from old TV shows and memes to try and drive the point home that he won the exchange and is somehow the better person. The videos are hard to watch but I do love that you can tell what kind of guy the "hero" is just by the way he talks. Incel: "icatfishyou..." girl: "What?" Incel: "I...Icafishu..." girl: "I don't... what?" Incel"...Icafishyou. Admit it's allaboutlooks.... I caffishu..." See for yourself! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkQMGZ1GFCM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R9rV84pHNU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2zYTGWU-5Y
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Palpek posted:I don't get the logic behind it honestly. So the guy pretended to be hot and lied to girls that he wants to go out with them. How does this prove anything? Should people who aren't hot know their place and never match with people who are hot? Would he not go on a date with a hot girl that asked him out? I know I'm reading too much into it because the easiest answer is that it's just a creep who wants to humiliate women (and self-owns in the process) but it's framed in a way as if this proves hypergamy or some poo poo and it really doesn't. Tinder is the worst for this "experiment" anyway as it IS based around physical attraction (unless I'm mistaken, I have friends who used it and that's how they described it). As an analogy, it's like seeing an ad for a Ford F-250 and saying "hey, that's great! I need one of those." Then when you go to buy it turns out they are actually selling a Nissan Frontier. It's not bad in and of itself, but it's not what was advertised nor what you wanted. Then the seller makes fun of you for wanting a bigger truck (that was in the ad in the first place) and calls you names and films it.
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Naruto Virgin vs Sonic Chad
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So is /r/incel just a full on suicide thread now? I feel like they are goading each other to legit kill themselves.
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Oct 21, 2017 05:58
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:What did you think "lay down and rot" meant? I dunno, "don't do anything and feel sorry for yourself"?
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Let's go into the woods and talk about bones and black pills! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KPYiKPQPhc Hope you like rambling!
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wilderthanmild posted:I'm so confused by this terminology, what's a cucktear? Are we cucktears? I read it as "cucksters". Cuckorama. The cuckanator. Cuckaruckadoo.
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Oct 24, 2017 23:24
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Pick posted:get your loving bargain basement shrek lore out of here I'm with pick on this one. That dragon is hot, hyuck hyuck hyuck! Dunkey exudes confidence despite being a little weirdo. He's like an anti-incel.
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Milo and POTUS posted:stop replying to benny pill *Yakkity Sax plays at half speed in a minor key*
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Have incels ever explained why coping is a bad thing? I always thought of finding ways to cope with situations to be good, like a way to put a positive spin on stuff.
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Oct 26, 2017 16:46
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Going to the gym is cope. So is improving yourself in any way. Getting a girlfriend is cope. Literally everything is cope.
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Oct 29, 2017 07:48
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It's a huge circle-jerk-pity-party where they threaten to kill themselves and take edgy pictures with ropes around their necks but wouldn't actually do it. It reminds me of any picture with a nerd holding a knife or sword trying to look all badass except instead of threatening others they are threatening themselves.
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This had been bugging me... he mastred the blockchain? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blockchain 
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fruit on the bottom posted:Normies, if you truly believe that personality matters, answer this They compliment his personality while he is catfishing. Isn't catfishing online basically straight up lying? Like just showing and saying only what you think the victim wants to see and hear? Maybe some of these guys should just live the lie as their actual personality is so caustic. Might improve things.
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What a perfect analogy. "...it's like saying you're thirsty when there is sewer water right under the manhole outside your house!"
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noether posted:The Average Father Hears His 14 Y/O Daughter getting Plowed in Her Bedroom by Chad and does Nothing About It Well, that exchange went all over the place. What started as "fathers are cucks (to their own daughters)" ended in jews control the world. There is a psychology dissertation in that series of posts.
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Shanghaied posted:
I like that incels will ignore that the tiny manlet loser beta whatever in the beach shot has his hands all over two girls while Mr. tall alpha is kind of off to the side. It DOES make me wonder if an incel were to go to the beach, how would they act (I know it would never happen, more of a thought exercise). Beekeeping and You posted:Happy Halloween! (Not me, found it on tumblr) I don't care, this is great.
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Palpek posted:Having sex with an escort : 2/10 at best (self.Incels) /r/escorts Weirdest guy So last week I had the strangest call. I went to the guys house and he answered the door looking all dejected and sad. I tried to cheer him up a bit but it's like he just wasn't having it. We went up to his room and I put a condom on him... the whole time he was saying how small he was (he was average at worst) and that was odd as well. He wanted to do it doggy style, so I bent over and... well, let's just say it was quick at least. I'm pretty sure the condom broke (don't worry, I'm on the pill and this guy didn't have any warts or anything) but get this... instead of saying something or panicking he starts trying to suck his cum out of my cooch! I just let him do it until he kind of gave up. Well anyway I got dressed and left like normal; you know, walking out casually like I was a guest but he kept watching me from the window until the house was out of sight. Just wanted to share, what was YOUR weirdest call?!
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Yup, no woman has ever wanted a short guy. No siree, that has literally never happened.  although if you look at the comments on the site I got the picture from it seems like a fair amount of possible incels are angry about this union: https://www.chinasmack.com/chinese-wedding-photos-midget-groom
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As in: the truth for people who are bitter? yea, looks about right.
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fruit on the bottom posted:Ah the classic girlfriend thats had all of her university fees, car, and expenses paid for by Daddy. House rent? gently caress off shes a princess! Once again the incel must make up a really specific story. Whenever they post a story about "owning a normie" they do the same thing. Incel: you are a cuck and don't know it Normie: no I'm not. Incel: but what about when your wife hosed your neighbor while you were at work?! What the normie actually says: What the hell are you talking about? What the incel hears: HOW DID YOU KNOW?! I thought my neighbor Chad Chadderson was my friend! I'm such a cuck! Incel: 
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ReadingZucchini posted:lol look at this manlet getting owned by that dude who is obviously like 8 feet tall Forcedperspectivecel
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