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The Unholy Ghost posted:

Air Force or Navy, because I'm interested in the--


...Oh. :( I can't believe you asked me a question only with the plan of making fun of me regardless of the answer.

Lol do report back on your lady adventures over seas. I have a friend who went into the navy who's just as bad and some of his stories are hilariously sad

He once bought a super nice hotel room for one night in Taiwan, and apparently that's where he spent the night alone while his friends headed to the strip bar

Though I imagine yours might be more bizarre

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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

Regarding chemical castration, sort of:

"godoftruelove



1h

It's possible, but at least from what I know, you would have had to had not seen porn since puberty hit. I was lucky that I avoided porn for various reasons, mostly love, and I developed without it.

Most guys, look at porn as soon as puberty strikes, and it hyper-inflates their attraction to women, thus you feel attraction to women you don't want to, pre-porn, guys could be with a hot woman and NOT fall in love with her at sight, or even feel anything like guys do now.

Whoever introduced porn brainwashed and cucked society and men. Thus the root of the suffering is this. If you started off with a porn free beggining, girls wouldn't be able to torture you like they do now.

It might just be that I'm demi-sexual, but the correlation with my porn-free/fap-free development, and my now ability to not be attracted to beautiful women, despite still having the occasional need/urge to see boobs/be snuggled every now and then is still present, but never directed at any women(a condition I need to meet in order to enjoy any sort of sexual activity is that I must love the girl, and impossible thing to do now since I expect the same level of love from the girl, and I was fully aware since even back then of a lot of girls only seeking pleasure solely, and not true love.)"

20% accurate as usual, morty

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come on you guys less pseudo-philosophizing, more incel insanity

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Pththya-lyi posted:

"Not raping" is the moral equivalent of putting your pants on before you leave the house. It's the bare minimum expected of a functioning member of society and you shouldn't expect to be congratulated for it.

i don't think incels count as functioning

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All the posters in r/incels being in their late teens/early 20's would actually an insane amount of sense

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Literally A Person posted:

Incels on computing:



Lol they're so close

The correct answer is: if your using Linux on anything other than a server or hobby device, you're doing it wrong. And computing knowledge isn't everything, so yeah there are highly paid people out there with zero computing knowledge

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You know that Louis ck bit wondering how some people don't commit suicide really applies here

Like of you can't win at all, what's keeping you from just giving up and shooting yourself

I guess the joke is they do eventually after killing several innocent people

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I think the main thing to take from that post is that incels see women as overt sex objects

Even if they're related to them

If someone started advertising real dolls in that subreddit, they'd probably make a killing

DrPlump posted:

Probably a lot of you know the subreddit /r/incels and the negative aura surrounding it. However I kinda frequent it. Please don't downvote me immediately, as I don't agree with a lot of stuff I've been reading there, but genuinely need advice.

Firstly, :words:

Again if this subreddit was mostly men on their late teens or early twenties, that would make a crazy amount of sense

I wish I could grab most of them sit them down and explain that all their troubles with ladies is just a phase

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Benny Harvey posted:

After all, surely the whole point of dating is to get your dick wet and most men would feel they had wasted their money if a date was unsuccessful?

No its not. The idea of a date is to get to know the person and determine if you can stand them when you aren't balls deep in them

If dates were really just for sex, then why wouldn't you just cut the extra poo poo and go to a strip club/shady massage parlor/prostitute/Craigslist and pay them for sex

Benny Harvey posted:

If that offends you, let me ask you this- would you pay someone else's half for a platonic "date" or would you more likely go Dutch?

Yea if they're a good friend. I've done that several times and had friends pay for me several times. Not to mention, there is such a thing as going Dutch on a date. And if the cost of the date is the issue, then don't go on expensive dates.

Edit: sorry I thought you were sincerely saying dating is just for sex

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fruit on the bottom posted:

Chad disguised as incel?

I don't normally dwell on my inceldom, but I just have to vent here...

Spotted a guy the other day at the coffee shop, he looked like a typical incel/normie wannabe - short, paki, borderline obese, not dressed well... Generally useless to women. He stands in line behind these two typical Staceys - 9/10, skinny jeans, blonde hot girls. He starts talking to them and I expect to see them slap him or call the cops to taser him to death...

But they start talking, laughing with him, playing with their hair, touching his arm, typical flirty Stacey moves. I can't believe it!

So I'm watching him closely at this point, mixed with envy, confusion and rage. The girls go away, he gets his coffee sits down, then this 7/10 QT (short, white, big-ish nose though.. maybe Greek?) walks up and just kisses him on the lips! She sits down next to him and I couldn't stand anymore.

I got up and left. I wanted to stab him in the eye with a pen.

Lol

what?? I can use personality and charm to compensate for my looks?? But... But... My victim complex!!
:qqsay:

Machai posted:

what about women though?

For women its about determining whether or not you'll dissect them and dissolve their remains in lye

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Gadzuko posted:

I had a roommate years ago who never went out, just wanted to sit around all day and play games or watch Youtube videos. He went online and found a kinda weird, socially awkward girl who was pretty good-looking and just wanted to sit around all day watching Youtube with him. As far as I know they're living together and happy to this day. There is always a chance, no matter how intensely boring your personality, you just have to find a way to talk to people.

I find PBS space time the most exciting poo poo ever and even I've had an active sex life

Its all about persistence but persistence is too much work they wanna poo poo post online instead

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SaltyJesus posted:

These are all things I've seen suggested but at least in my experience, even though I've been doing each of them for at least 2 years now, I've never met any new people through them. Good hobbies really aren't a panacea if you don't make an effort to engage with other people.

Well yeah of course, they do give you something interesting to talk about though

Most of these incels are super risk adverse so I imagine they pick hobbies they couldn't possibly fail at like say video games

Even though video games aren't a hobby

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mind the walrus posted:

A minor but overlooked tangent is the fact that some of these guys were the unseen voice in this picture:



And have yet to understand why their unprompted flattery was met with contempt.

They'll never grasp this concept, as giving flattery to a woman at all is a rarity for them

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Pac-Manioc Root posted:

Just tell women they look great drat don't qualify it or dissect why like a frog on a tray.

But if they don't have at least one contrary comment, how are they gonna look smart huh???

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D.Ork Bimboolean posted:

You make a great point but your grammar is atrocious.

Sex me human being

well excuse me for being grammatically incorrect in the morning

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Lol 4channers

Its like a magnet for people who peaked in middle school

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wit posted:

I would love to see specific examples of "saying a few red pill truths". I'm imagining at least some of them were burned into neighbours lawns.

did you know that women are just weak subservient creatures that you can will into sex with insults
:goonsay:

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did you know that your wife has no sense of loyalty and will gently caress anything with dominating personality? don't worry that's not your fault that's just the female nature
:goonsay:

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have you heard of meme magic and kek? well you see kek is a frog from this comic and...
:goonsay:

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SciFiDownBeat posted:

I know you've been joking but this made me throw up in my mouth a little

Don't worry that's a natural reaction

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And they call liberals weak :rolleyes:

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LanceHunter posted:

Sugarbabies are prostitutes working on a longer timeframe. They often end up in situations where they are significantly more financially dependent on their client, and sometimes the client can forget that he's a client. Here's a pretty good collection of articles by sex workers talking about different aspects of sugardaddy arrangements.

If only prostitution was legal, then there would be no way they would still get abused, right? Right??

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Pac-Manioc Root posted:

I can tell ur trying to be a shitler with this but i mean it couldn't hurt, because then they could go to the cops or the hooker regulatory agency or whatever? :shrug:

Oh yeah cause women never end up in a situation where they're manipulated into not going to the authorities

I mean, it'd be silly to think a rich client might use his wealth and demands to convince a sex worker to drop all her clients and to be completely dependent on him. That would never happen

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timefly posted:

:rolleyes: I met one of my best friends ever by going to a bar alone, and she invited me out the night I met my boyfriend so I met him as a result too. Also, going to the beach by yourself owns. They'd grow out of this BS a lot quicker if they stopped with this subreddit

I don't get the whole "going by yourself?? Gross!" thing. Like nobody cares. The only one making it weird is themselves.

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Damned if you do, damned if you don't

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lazorexplosion posted:

I've been struggling with this for a long time and today I had an experience that just set me over the edge and made me realize I'll be an incel forever, and :words:

Everytime I think it's full of trolls and angsty teens, I see a post like this

I mean this post is way too long to be a troll

Can't imagine the hell his parents are going through. If I ever have kids, I'm definitely blocking this subreddit and making pay for their own poo poo/rent when they hit 16 so they don't turn into this

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Mr. Flunchy posted:

I just don't get their bizarre fixation with labia becoming stretched out through lots of sex. I mean, I assume they watch lots of porn right? Don't they notice that pornstars aren't walking around with their flaps dangling around their knees?

No you see they PhotoShop that out. In reality their labia is like a 8 foot shag rug they pull behind them, and they'll start going throw withdrawal if they haven't had contact with a Chad dick for more than five seconds

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spacetoaster posted:

It's got to be a fetish thing.

They are just men who get off on being "subhuman", "trash", and all that other crap.

nah if that was the case then they would relish the chance to be humiliated, this is something else

My guess is bad parenting, mental illness, and angst

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fruit on the bottom posted:

I am 23, in the UK and I will join Islam to get a woman AND be treated equally with respect.

In Islam there is a "holy" rule where people should marry according to their social class (read : looks+money+status). But still if you are 4/10 in a Western Country on a minimum wage you will get a fat muslim girl that is likely a virgin or had no more than 2 husbands before her. She will be 4/10 too. Plus muslim women have decent skin and exotic faces. The moment you join Islam, you get a social circle with people who are nice and kind to you. I am benefitting this even now, as a "convert". I think this is the best perk.

I'm calling bs on this post. No incel would settle for less than perfect looks

also they're racist as poo poo so there's not a chance in hell they'd convert or even think of dating Muslims

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Imagined posted:

How do you reach adulthood in a western country without having enough contact with women to realize they're just as human as you are and have the same wants and needs.

Well I guess if you isolate yourself in your room with nothing but video games, anime and YouTube then your view on women/race/sexuality gets pretty warped

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Speaking of the future and automation, I wonder if Robocop was an incel or a robochad

I'm gonna guess incel cause there's no way omni would give him a robopenis

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It seems super premature to worry about automation stealing jobs. Maybe I'm missing something, but most forms of automation I've seen either are replacing really, really simple jobs or are proof of concepts that won't be ready for years or maybe even decades. And even when they replace simple jobs, people still sometimes reject it even if it might be a cheaper and faster solution.

The one that seems most popular is replacing cashiers with touch screens and even that is sometimes rejected by customers themselves. Remember self checkout lanes? They're in every store now but they still haven't replaced cashiers because their still less convenient then the human cashiers if you aren't checking out just a few groceries. And even there, its not completely automated as someone still needs to be there to monitor the customers and help them out.

Or even in restaurants, some still opt for human cashiers and waiters because some of the customers still prefer that over a touch screen.

Or support centers, people bitch about getting support from a machine, to the point where companies advertise that they won't do that. And that's despite huge advances in Ai and voice recognition.

Just because it's remotely possible to automate a job doesn't mean customers will accept it. So I really don't think our generation or even the next will need to worry about automation replacing a significant amount of jobs.

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poisonpill posted:

Within the next ten years at a conservative estimate all the long haul trucking in the US will be automated. That's something like four million jobs right there.

And while the government can make jobs, it does not necessarily do so. Come on son, the incel thread perquisite includes Keynes!

That seems like a really optimistic time frame and even then, I could still see companies placing people behind the wheel of automated trucks just in case there's a situation the designers of the automated system didn't anticipate

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Mak0rz posted:

The panic isn't about customer service as much as it is about manufacturing. There are thousands of formerly human-performed jobs that are totally replaced by machines in manufacturing.

Replacing assembly line workers with robots in the auto industry famously resulted in countless layoffs, for example.

True, I probably don't see that because I'm so far removed from that. But I guess my second point would be that even though their job was automated, there's still no lack of other jobs for them

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You realize science journalism is fraught with inaccuracies, right? And that those estimates are probably, at best, extremely optimistic?

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chumbler posted:

Yeah but there won't be any real safety regulations and nobody's going to give a poo poo if a few thousand or however many people a year are killed by autonomous trucks.

Rofl yeah they will. People wouldn't shut up about the one time the Tesla's automated driving function killed a dude. Never mind thousands of people being slaughtered by robotrucks.

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Ex-Priest Tobin posted:

Yes they're deserving of mockery but is there any truth in the incel worldview at all?

Hmmm let me see

Piss fetish at all time high

Men literally orbiting a woman all the time

Networks of women cheating on their so all the time

Attractive guys are doing nothing but loving, pissing and making GBS threads on women. Like all the time, they don't even have enough time to work

Yep checks out that's definitely reality

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Barudak posted:

The implication on the first one bugs me because not only is that not how it works for a staggering variety of reasons, they even imply with the other girls response that virgin girl will hate it and resent them later.

Yes but they clearly don't care about that, they just care about doing whatever gross thing they saw done in a porno once. After she's been hosed, she's a Stacy and of use to no one so better get the burlap sack and toss her over a bridge

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Literally A Person posted:

That's why in the grand incel universe women are not allowed to leave the house, you see. That way they never even have to see a Chad in the wild. There is no impetus toward staciism.

Nah the never leaving the house thing would suggest a slight attachment which an incel would never form with a worthless female

In that universe, they'd just be disposable sex toys the government sends them everyday and after you have sex with them you'll take them to designated Stacy disposal sites since they're no longer a virgin

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Nah incels wouldn't really like Mormonism cause it would still require them to talk to women instead of having one brought to their house pre-shackled

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