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Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Pawn 17 posted:

It says right there if you are with a girl older than 16, apparently, you are a cuck. Who the gently caress dreams up this ridiculous poo poo?
I mean...pedophiles. Like, obviously pedophiles is the answer. Did you not know it was pedophiles?

To reiterate - Pedophiles.

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Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Beekeeping and You posted:

The way these guys react to eye contact or people looking at them is depressing. It's gotta be a low self esteem thing to assume anyone who glances at you thinks you're disgusting.
I recently had a revelation about an interaction from high school that speaks to this. I had 'dated' this girl in 6th grade, and lost contact with during Jr high. We had a class together in high school, and didn't talk ever. One day, she struck up conversation and was like 'I still have the teddy bear you gave me when we were kids.' I jokingly responded/mumbled that I probably still had the chocolate she had given me. Her response was 'ew, gross.'

I took that very simple and reasonable response to a joke about 5 year old chocolate to mean that she in fact felt it was disgusting that I, lowly nerd that I had become over the years, had kept a gift from her. Never spoke to her again, out of shame.

Low self esteem is a hell of a thing. Oh high school Slugworth, there's so much I want to tell you.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
Franklin was the anti-incel, in that he wrote about how great it was sleeping with older, frumpy women.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Benny Harvey posted:

I get the feeling though that there's a difference between the degradation porn women watch and the degradation porn men watch.
It basically just boils down to how many lit candles there are in the scene.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

fruit on the bottom posted:

They can still go gently caress themselves for being so picky with their goddamn bamboo.

Fuckin' Panda Foodies.
The craziest thing is, you'd think they were designed to eat bamboo since it's all they eat, but nope, it's a poo poo nutrition source for them, so they have to eat ungodly amounts of it. Just eat something else, panda!!

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Benny Harvey posted:

I guess because I'm imagining these guys as being really attached to hobbies that a lot of other people find pathetic. Basically, I think it might be better and should also be acceptable for them to just give up on getting laid if their hobbies make them happy.

To be honest, as someone who doesn't really gravitate towards anything naturally, practically anything I do feels like I'm pretending to be someone else.
No matter how pathetic the hobby, there will be women who do said hobby. You can meet those women, and have sex with them.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Benny Harvey posted:

So you disagree when people say they should get different hobbies?

E: though let's be honest it's all just a crap shoot- the less people that do a hobby the harder it will be to meet available women who want to have sex or a relationship with you.
Any hobby has social outlets. Like, even if your hobby is inherently solo, you can still meet with others to discuss that hobby.

As to being a crapshoot, of course it is. Nobody is guaranteed or owed a relationship. Everything in life is a crapshoot.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

lazorexplosion posted:

Something for my frame, perhaps clavicle osteotomy or delt implants (I will go bald if I take steroids, not permanent) I have researched both and might do both. Preferably double jaw surgery
Incel approaching femoid after his desired double jaw surgery - http://imgur.com/a/s57hB

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
At the Dr right now, there is a cabinet marked surgicel. That's a new type of incel to me.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
I got 13 out of 25 on that thing, but still no bingo.

The most shocking part of this thread has been finding out the average person has over 300 facebook friends. I feel like I've had a reasonably average social life, and I'm at close to 100. Who the hell are people facebook friending?

Slugworth fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Oct 2, 2017

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

1st AD posted:

-People I went to school with
-People I volunteer with
-People that I worked with
-People that I would like to do business with
-People that I've coached
-People that coached me
-People at the gym
-People that I've hosed
-People I would like to gently caress but haven't hosed yet
-Friends of friends
-Roommates, past and present
-Family

I have 1100 friends on Facebook :getin:
- Gross
- Cool
- Probably pretty normal
- Use LinkedIn
- I don't know enough about coach culture to comment
- See above
- Statistically irrelevant
- Creeper
- ..... Why?
- Again, gotta be statistically irrelevant
- Gross

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Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Somfin posted:

Maybe don't waste your time judging how someone else uses social media?

Definitely don't waste your time posting your judgments.
I mean, it was tongue in cheek, he can do whatever he wants. But also, you just posted a judgement about how I'm using social media?

I do think it's weird to be facebook friends with your friend's friends though.

Friends.

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