chumbler posted:

I recommend against listening to the f plus episode about real dolls (or plush toys). I made that mistake and I don't think I'm going to feel good for a long time.

lazorexplosion posted:

Today I broke the doll of a girl who lives next door

She left it on the floor so I "accidentally" stepped on it.

lol

shut up blegum posted:

A reverse Midas touch.

BrigadierSensible posted:

If the pictures are correct, I would much rather see a million Chad march.

More flailing arms.

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

I listen to The F Plus, it's fine.

Ghostlight posted:

Shanghaied posted:

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I'm already an obese man who uses all his psychic energy grinding worthless poo poo in mmos. This is the fate females chose for me, and I hate it.

green chicken feet posted:

And how is it even possible to clean one thoroughly enough. It's not like the bot can enforce whether or not the guy's gonna use a condom, or for that matter whether he's going to smear all sorts of bodily fluids over its entire body.

china bot posted:

fruit on the bottom posted:

People already assume I'm a tranny pretty often just due to my hosed genetics, ill probably look better as a fake girl than a failed guy anyway.

Talk me out of it please.

For those assuming I'm a troll because it's a new account I've been lurking for a couple weeks now, decides I might as well make an account since I can't seem to leave anyway. Plus if this is a troll it's a really poo poo one, I haven't said any exaggerated bullshit or anything.

fruit on the bottom posted:

They're all liars

an incel posted:

Female here; this is why you're incel (self.Incels)

You're incel because you treat women horribly. You degrade and insult them at every turn. That is not how you treat women. If you want to have a chance you simply cannot be so cruel. I only go for kind men who treat women with mutual respect. I've had three abusive relationships (and a child in one) in my life so I know just how important it is to have respect between partners for maintaining a good relationship. I could never date an abusive man for a fourth time.
So you simply must be respectful and kind to women if you want a girlfriend, but you're not entitled to a girlfriend by being nice! The reason you're incel is because you're not nice to women; but you can't simply be nice to women and expect to get a girl friend! Being nice is the bare minimum! That's why you're incel, because all you offer is basic kindness and respect. My current boyfriend is no looker: he's pretty short and nerdy, but he's kind so it's ok if he's not super hot or interesting. But you're incel because all you have to give to women is the kindness they want... that they expect.

So that's why you're incel. Because you have nothing more to give than the average guy. You're really such awful people you know. Most people are in relationships. Even average or below guys. My last boyfriend was only 6'0, no 'Chad' and he had plenty of relationships. Why? Because he was so sweet and kind. Whereas all you have to offer women is the bare minimum of.. um.. kindness but you can't simply do that. You have to at least put some effort in!

You have to shower or your hair will get greasy. And you need to get a proper haircut! Everyone can get a haircut. So stop complaining about Chad! Everyone can improve their looks! But looks don't even matter! No girl would ever date an abusive man! They want kindness!

Of course, I won't date you though. You don't have anything to offer beyond the bare minimum, unlike my last bf who is so kind and sweet and he's not even a looker. But you have to do something if you want to stand a chance! Hit the gym! Girls love muscles! Well not me, I think they look gross. But hit the gym! But looks don't even matter! But I don't like the gym rat look; I prefer a sweet personality; but you can't simply offer the bare minimum! Try hitting the gym to improve how you look! But tbh most women don't really look at your body as much as your hair and face, so just improve those! It doesn't matter if you're balding because I can name 1 balding male celebrity who's sort of attractive! So just try losing some weight to get your jaw cut; but you need to put on some weight to fill out your face; but none of that matters if you don't have the personality. But you can't simply be kind, so you've got to work on looking better. But looks don't matter. Only personality. But you have to exceed a basic minimum of looks; but I know plenty of ugly guys that have relationships because they're kind!
So that's why you're incel.

another incel posted:

lol pretty accurate satire of normies.

Tolkien minority posted:

I'm not sure I follow the master plan here

Solar Tornado posted:

I find it funny these guys dont get that contradictions are a thing that exists in life because they're so hard-wired to think 'logically'. For example: "Looks matter, but they also don't matter" is a valid statement because although it has been studied and proved that people tend to show more positive feelings towards attractive people, it can only get you so far once they realize you are a shallow, boring person to talk to.

And that's kinda the thing, right? They dont have much going on in their lives. These guys are probably very boring to talk to.

fruit on the bottom posted:

If a girl remembered something about me should I keep talking to her?

Palpek posted:

Palpek posted:

Say Nothing posted:

quote:

"Dengeracy" is normal (self.Incels)

It's normal for a person to drink, do drugs, have lots of hookups, and all this poo poo. You would if you could too. Thinking youre better than these people because "muh morals" is stupid. At the end of the day they have their fun while you LDAR and jerk off to cucked porn. They enjoy their formative years. Have a nice night bitches and don't ever forget your subhumanity. Those "degenarate" high schoolers and college kids are snapchatting right now and partying while you poo poo post. They have HUNDREDS OF NORMAN NIGHTS OUT WHILE YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN INVITED TO ONE PARTY AT TWENTY loving 5, IT'S ALL OVER

maskenfreiheit posted:

these guys are the masters of self owning

maskenfreiheit posted:

these guys are the masters of self owning

BrigadierSensible posted:

Happy Birthday!

Milo and POTUS posted:

does it look like your grandfather on the couch

lazorexplosion posted:

your anxiety is right

lazorexplosion posted:

How Divorce Should Work

Croisquessein posted:

Yeah, getting locked out of the garbage club shouldn't make anybody feel bad.

Pththya-lyi posted:

This is pretty much what the dude from Taxi Driver did to his love interest. Now all this incel has to do is find an underage prostitute and kill her pimps and Susan will like him!

Ralph Crammed In posted:

Genuine question: do other women find just the dick to be sexy?

Guy Mann posted:

BrigadierSensible posted:

I like how to an incel LDAR still involves things like consuming video games/TV, and having booze/food being brought to them whilst they hide in their bedrooms raging against the mean old nasty womenfolk of the world.

Which leads to the point that has been discussed before: Who is enabling these entitled lazy fucks? Why are their parents allowing them to sulk in their rooms all day festering in their misery? Have they been coddled? Or are their parents overbearing, thus leading them to rebel and withdraw into their own anger and fear?

fruit on the bottom posted:

put on the makeup

Animated Nerd posted:

What an awful way to find out I'm not a 5+ female.



The thing is, apart from the pedophilia, teen pregnancy is bad for both mother and child. Women are most fertile in their 20's, far into the rostiefication of the average Stacy.

quote:

Every white guy watches WMAF raceplay porn and talks poo poo about Asian penises all the time. Stop being the 'niceguy' have a backbone for once in your life and challenge them. They've offended you and you have lost face. Now do something about it. Never sit with them or work with them. You are so worried that you'll be called some jealous insecure loser after the fact you ratted them out. Let their insults fly out.
If WMAF was pure hearted, they'd take the higher ground and not make ad hominem attacks.
We will see angry WM or AF in this thread, lashing out with a. 'how dare you criticize our choices' mentality. They pretend to be victims, to gather more allies, as if its some virtuous relationship. They are the perpetrators benefiting from privilege.
STRIP AWAY THEIR PRIVILEGE. ASIAN MEN"S SOCIAL STATUS OJECTIVELY SPEAKING SHOULD BE THE HIGHEST IN THE WORLD, BUT NEAR ROCK BOTTOM. HIGH EDUCATIONAL ATTAINMENT, GREAT SKIN, HYGIENIC, FAMILY ORIENTED, GENTLE, KIND, WARM, HIGH IQ.
SHOVE THOSE PIGS DOWN THE DRAIN.

a reply to a deleted comment posted:

I already do this, even if they stated they have in the past.
We're in a dating war now. It's not preferences at this point. If they choose the wrong side then they're going to have to live with it, at the very least AM will not be enabling this behavior any longer.
The ties must be cut to show that we are no longer enabling them.

Shanghaied posted:

Ghostlight posted:

I don't know how AM should objectively have the highest social status in the world when FM has much better sound quality.

Palpek posted:

Those reddit incels aren't some super intelligent academics too socially inept to find a partner. They've been proving over and over that they have poor knowledge and cognitive skills. They come off as people not better in those areas than your average Joe but the average Joe at least showers.

quote:

the snape/james/lily dynamic was what i primarily got out of the 7-book series.
if you're born an incel (marked very clearly in snape's looks), people will shun you despite your best intentions, until you explode with bitterness and lash out. then they will hone in on your meltdown as reason to ostracize you further. in the process, your very looks turn dark and unappealing as biology itself punishes you for being born subhuman and malformed.
meanwhile, the bright glowing boy who is phenotypically a chad, he gets a free pass for all the lovely things he did early on. james' bullying nature was redeemed and "cured" while snape's "racism" towards mudbloods was not, but primarily because the former got the loving attention and warm soil that he needed in which to grow, while snape was rejected as a creep from day one, and so did not.
finally, after chad is given all rewards in life and the incel has been left to grow warped and disfigured through the cruelty of time, there may come a point in which the incel proves useful to society in some manner (think of the engineering/scientist dorks who developed modern technology while getting shoved into lockers). so, when snape was called upon to sacrifice his soul and live a double life for decades in the midst of repugnant evil, he did so out of pure love for lily. he did not expect any public acknowledgement or worldly tributes in return. he literally did the most selfless act you could think of in the series by far.
how is he rewarded? how is he perceived? well after he died, most readers felt a twinge of sympathy for him, but felt it was really "creepy" what he did. lily was dead and didn't want him when he was alive, so what a creep for obsessing over her for decades like that! also he didn't do anything photogenic because he was ugly and out of the spotlight, lol james is handsome though! the most heroic guy in the book by miles is shunted to an ignominious death, his morality debated using dredged up facts from his childhood like his racism or whatever nonsensical poo poo, while the chad who did practically nothing in the book other than get killed early on and never had to suffer an ounce of pain that the incel had, is lionized and doted upon in loving memory because we love what is beautiful, what is beautiful was made for us to be loved.
what i found particularly funny is that jk rowling evidently was familiar enough with this entire dynamic to depict everything in her book very realistically in my mind, but in interviews she adamantly rejected the notion that snape was some kind of hero. rather, she took on the infuriating normie position that he was ultimately just a creep who happened to do a few good things. now, what this tells me is very important. it's not that normies don't perceive reality (as in things that transpired) in the same way we do. because they do, subconsciously, nailing even the little details about snape and james that made harry potter, to me, such a great illustration of lessons from incel. it's that they perceive all these things, down to a micro-level, but in their shallow peabrains, they manage to rationalize it as something else entirely. it's a willful ignorance that makes me hate them all the more.

fruit on the bottom posted:

Shanghaied posted:

Teach your kid that sensitive people usually lose. Obviously teach them to not be rude, but try to teach your kid to be assertive and masculine. Teach them that screwing people over a little bit is okay (not too much though). Hug your kid as little as possible.

quote:

They say to shower so you lose your pheromones.
It's a trap.

quote:

Alright so I've got a little request : I've been a neet since I was 12, I got the usual rejection, the usual remarks a lot of you had too. I was spending my days in front of video games or websites.
So anyway, my porn fetishes slowly and weirdly went into futa when I was around 14. Then it morphed into traps and twinks, with the usual /b threads about it. And now, at 18, I feel more attracted by a cock in a picture than a pussy, an rear end, or anything.
But the thing is, I have sincerely no attraction towards male bodies or faces. I don't feel like I could be in an equal relationship with another male. I don't feel attracted by manly features. And on the other hand, in real life, I'm attracted to girls only.
But, because I was more and more into the trap thing, and since I am a skeleton, I started taking pictures of myself in outfits and posting them to get compliments from horny men on 4chan or kik. I also went into very short online "relationships" with doms, where I would send pictures of myself and they would talk dirty to me.
So I realised that this feeling I was getting was what girls where feeling. Being the little thing, being the protected thing, being the weak one, being the complimented one... It felt insanely good, since I never felt in real life. It did feel nice to be treated like a pretty thing. It was a breath of change in these worthless high school years where girls would make me understand daily that I was far from their league.
So now, the problem is I really feel attracted by cocks in pictures or videos. It's an immediate turn-on, as if my mind was just designed to become horny when this stimuli appears. And it's not going away right now: will it go away if I develop relationship with women, or will I really become bi/or gay ? I'm not really worried, I'm just curious.

quote:

As hateful as incels are we are among the most open minded community here on reddit. Isn't that an irony on an epic level.

quote:

They downvote every loving poo poo that isn't completely sjw-super-pro-feminist talk. They even downvote each other like crazy when someone doesn't have "but muh wymin" opinion. And apparently, every one of them has either a super ugly guy with a glass eye and a wooden leg who slays bitches like crazy or an aspie friend who gets more pussy than anyone else.

Wamdoodle posted:

Maybe that dude should just try it? At least he's not completely rejecting this emotional change.

Laopooh posted:

lmao tons of adults here like manga and anime like are you just straight making poo poo up?

lazorexplosion posted:

How to have vaginal sex: an alternative approach

How to easily gently caress a dyke.

Sign up for Grindr. Yes, Grindr, the anonymous gay sex app

Make a profile stating that you’re a top, more interested in smaller frame boys, but like doing typical guy stuff (that is to say, you’re masculine rather than feminine; you enjoy sports, beer, hunting, etc.). Word it however you chose.

Search for trannies. With enough patience put in you’ll come across a handful of FTMs (female to male). These are girls who think they’re guys.

Validate her as a man. This is the most important step. You can almost always open with a sexual comment (as long as it’s not too crude or direct), just use the proper pronouns (he, him, etc), lie about past “boyfriends”, and never use sexual connotations you would with a woman. For instance, say “suck your dick” instead of “eat your pussy”, “jerk each other off” rather than finger/handjob, and so on. Use the gay terminology of top and bottom.

So yeah, I haven’t seen this posted. Give it a shot. What have you got to lose? If your a virgin your first time should be weird and awkward as gently caress anyway. And this would make for a fantastic “how I lost it” story.

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If you pay attention closely, in all human interactions people are judging our genetic worth.
If you look at eye contact you can see the mogging going on. Public transit/train and a busy downtown area is ideal to observe this.
Mog or be mogged.
Large populations like we have now are unprecedented in human history. Cities with 1+ million people are common now. This increases chances of running into a true 9/10 GIGACHAD and being brutally mogged.
Mog or be mogged.
I have noticed chads get mogged by even bigger chads and it tears them apart. They want to establish their genetic superiority and getting mogged takes that away from them.
Number one rule of life: MOG OR BE MOGGED.
Your genetics determine the potential of your life.

chumbler posted:

And how is GIGACHAD only 9/10? I guess 10/10 is EXACHAD.

chumbler posted:

I guess Genghis Khan is the exachad?

Benny Harvey posted:

So is that the reason Japan is leading the way in incel science?