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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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In reading that StepChad story, I'm starting to think some of these guys might be making poo poo up.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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lazorexplosion posted:

Having a daughter is the most degenerate act of cuckoldry that you can commit

Having a daughter is one of the most degenerate acts of cuckoldry that you can commit in the modern world. Decades ago, having a daughter would have been a pleasant experience, as women were controlled and were not free to be the sluts that they are now. Just imagine it:

You've worked hard all your life. You have a good job, and a nice house in the suburbs. You work out regularly and your happy with your life. But your life is made even more beautiful by your daughter. She is in college, that you were happy to pay for with your hard earned money, where she has a clever and respectable boyfriend (he reminds you of how you were, in your younger days).

Your love for your daughter has strengthened in the past few months, because she has been there for you after your wife cheated on you with Brad, who lives down the road. You believe that your daughter is different to her, and she is the light in the darkness that is your world.

It's a warm day, and your daughter doesn't have classes, and you've come home early to spend some time with her. As you enter your quiet house you can hear moaning from upstairs. You're worried that you have come home to an intimate moment between your daughter and her boyfriend, but then you remember that her boyfriend has classes all day, what the hell! You tiptoe upstairs, and locate the moans coming from YOUR room! You open the door to reveal an ungodly sight.

Your daughter is lying on your bed covered in cum and is being pounded by someone, although you can't see his face because he has his head down and is focusing on your daughter's face. You stand there in shock, as your whole world comes crashing down around you. As your daughter orgasms and squirts all over your bed, she opens her eyes to see you stood there in shock. She screams and the man on top of her turns around to reveal Brad. He looks you straight in the eyes, smiles and says "hey bro!"

Having a daughter in modern society is the worst act of cuckoldry that can be committed. Women don't love anyone or anything, not even their own fathers. Normies may scoff at this, but deep down they know it is true.

Wtf man stop

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Lotsa acronyms I don't wanna know

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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I miss Jon pop

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

They'd accuse him of settling and becoming a beta orbiter/provider/cuck. They'd also assume the woman or women involved were all gigantic terrible slutty single mom goldigging hoors who are really ugly and terrible and dripping random semen from every hole permanently.

They're really good at twisting poo poo to fit, and it's easy anyway when the "enemy" has no heart, mind, soul, or morals, and anyone can instantly go from friend to enemy.

It's kinda hosed yo

So we aren't talking bout trumpers here.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Are any of these posts "verified"? I mean they're over the top. Even for my life.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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That boy doesn't look old enough to drink.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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d3c0y2 posted:

He looks European.

There drinking ages are wayyyy low.

Not sure how you spot a European, but ok.

So what does the 2/10 PSL mean in his profile?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Mak0rz posted:

Dude needs a chapstick real bad.

Dick sucking lips is a bad thing to say here.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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timefly posted:

Once he does age a little the ladies are going to be all up ons.

Why aren't they now? I got head in 8th grade.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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The Ranger posted:

I just read this whole sad thread cover to cover and this was the most insightful post in it.

Every relationship I had from age 15 to 25 ended up with somebody being lovely and somebody being hurt. The rosey nostalgia about young naive dating is definitely way off the mark.

Ohhhkaaay.....

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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That chick preggo

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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And Billy still hasn't had sex

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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poisonpill posted:

"I just burned over two hours of my life" moans the lumpy, chester-stashed unemployable "actor" living on the Upper-East side as he returns to Greenwich for brunch

Look man, he had to be a 'gentleman' for like 2 hours straight.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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It took you 3 minutes and 3 posts to find that :smith:

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Barudak posted:

Men disporportionately view bbw porn versus reported dating preferences, so i think top guy may just be a liar that everybody sees through.

Why would you not like BBw porn? It's more like real

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