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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Fat Lowtax posted:



Pork tenderloin sandwich. Iowa is his kind of place.

wait didnt zuckerberg say he was jewish again

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Anime Schoolgirl posted:

such dietary restrictions are voluntary and actually rare among jews in this country, dunno about elsewhere though

bernie would have none

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



It's incredible that Zuck Fuckerberg has a huge personal PR team and still embarasses himself on social media about as often as Trump does.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



more like suck

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



does autism explain his ability to gently caress over his business partners and the winklevii so ruthlessly or is that just garden-variety psycopathy like the rest of the business elite

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



The Nastier Nate posted:

Could you imagine Zuck's campaign rally's? What a loving snooze fest those will be.

Zuckerberg: And, to enable tracking everyone's vital signs and brain signals 24/7 so we can implement government by algorithm, we will build more and better data centers...

(dem primary crowd boos, hisses, throws rotten food on stage, begins rioting and zuckerberg is forced to flee for his life)

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Mc Do Well posted:

Didn't these nerds read "Monster at the end of the book" - it was just Grover all along.

silicon valley billionaires build gigantic shrines to the AI and are crushed to death as the load-bearing drywall collapses

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Dreddout posted:

Xi's gonna win cause the West's ruling class is so incompetent lmao

That's 5000 years of meritocracy for ya

the CCP in general realized 40 years ago they could stop competing with the West and just bribe their elites and then rule the world

Xi is an anomaly in that he can actually be a strong dictator when the majority of the Chinese ruling class is all fat and dumb and inherited their positions like the West one generation ago. If Xi or someone like him wasn't running the show and actually culling the herd the rulers of China in another generation would be largely as dumb as the west's today

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



if zuckerberg has the balls to ask for donations when hes got like a zillion billion dollars then id be impressed

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



its gonna be a 4 way general election between trump vs zuckerberg vs bloomberg vs bernie

(trump will win)

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



The Nastier Nate posted:

They moved the Florida primary up to try and rig it for JEB! and we see how great that worked.

Whatever the DNC does to try and rig the primary for their candidate of choice will certainly backfire in the most hilarious way possible.

yeah it was pretty hilarious when they rigged it for hillary and it backfired by making trump prez

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Jeb! Repetition posted:

The check mark was always supposed to just mean "we have verified this account is who they say they are" but because of various problems without it was implemented it never effectively worked and became a symbol of prestige

basically they could charge more for ad impressions to verified accounts so they gave them more leeway

this is probably a large part of why they give so many nazis leeway (beyond political pressure) because their audiences are very valuable marks

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



etalian posted:

The Zuck VR tour of destroyed PR was pretty surreal

the weirdest thing is that a personal PR team arrived at a consensus that that was a good idea and not disgusting

not only is mark zuckerberg a psycopath but so is everyone he consults with apparently

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Zeris posted:

You’re in the desert. You see a tortoise. The tortoise assures you that you are a viable candidate for president, that you would be an outstanding president, but that the decrepit education system has failed Americans and they are unable to see your greatness. What do you do?

give a hundred million dollars to known shitheads chris christie and cory booker?

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




is that real

if it is its the most convincing proof yet that hes running

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




ok now that peopleare trading rare pictures of zuckerberg in a few years pictures of zuckerberg will be nazi images i guess

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Syncopated posted:

Do you think he's going to start wearing a suit when he's campaigning, when he becomes president, or never?

he 100% thinks that everyone loves how he only wears gray t shirts and it makes him more relatable and an everyman

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



VitalSigns posted:

This is the first I'm hearing of this and I had to google it.

This is a joke right, it's not real? I mean I know it's not real, what I'm saying is, real people don't believe in this right?

which part because i could understand that being your reaction to either The Singularity or Roko's Basilisk

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



ah, a delicious meal of dry ironkids toast.

make sure you get both angles.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



if he does run for president zuckerberg getting awkwardly humiliated and out-rich-assholed in the primary by oprah is going to be funny

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

its going to own when the 2020 election is a three way race between trump, oprah and zuck

wow way to forget the rock, who is totally a celeb whose political stances people know and care about

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



gonna be lol as gently caress when ZUCK!!! talks up about the facebook company town when he runs for president and says that it proves he can build infrastructure and housing

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



School Nickname posted:

No way the NSA isn't paying for that poo poo loving lmao.

um, yeah? the slideshow where they were like "here are the companies that are letting us tap into their internal networks for PRISM" and then a list of like every tech company was like the first thing published from the snowden documents

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



The Nastier Nate posted:

Is it possible the zuck's cross country trip across America wasn't actually preparation for running for president, but rather a pre-apology tour?

pre-insider-trading tour

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Krankenstyle posted:

fuckerberg deleted the tweet

iwould never vote for a president that is cowardly enougj to delete tweets TRUMP!!!! click

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



https://twitter.com/TechCrunch/status/982110987829444608

Zuck!!!!

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



https://twitter.com/wef/status/982710358900174848

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

we are now opening the committee for questions. mr zuckerberg, you’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

lol beat me to it

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Zuck!!!!!

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/989522513662181376

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Taintrunner posted:

the smartest minds in the country with the most powerful technology of our lifetimes is wasting away making luxuries for upper-middle class white people

its meant for firing all the customer service people

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



General Dog posted:

Seems like a waste when 90% of calls are just going to be computers talking to each other.

im going to found a company based on making people calling you solve an audio captcha of some sort before they can make your phone ring original idea do not steal

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Waffle House posted:

Imprison Mark Zuckerberg

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



mark zuckerberg is a nazi just like jack dorsey

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



lol remember how morons convinced themselves that the arab spring happened because of twitter and facebook

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



gently caress cuckerberg

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



isn't the war on terror ongoing

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



gently caress cuckerberg

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Jeb! Jeb!erberg

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Jeb! Jeb!erberg

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



anti-Facebook bias lmao

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