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Work Friend Keven posted:

Mark Zuckerberg is 5'7" and looks like howdy doody. Obama is 6'9" and has a strong and majestic gaze like he's peering into a better tomorrow.

JEB! was the tallest of all.

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Andrei Dorkovsky posted:

jeb didnt even need to stand on his toes for that picture, but he did it, for america

I believe him that it was to see his wife better, just because it's such a thing he'd do.

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Base Camp Blanket posted:

Zinkletink berns bros, amazes with charisma.



Lmao

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Anime Schoolgirl posted:

cucks


for


ZUCK!!!!

Zuckerberg hires people to cuck his enemies.

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Every last one of us is going to be called anti-semitic in 2020 :gonk:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUaRuUUXiQE

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Best Giraffe posted:

Only Jeb! Can Save Us Now! Guac Bowls 2020!

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StashAugustine posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b-bijO3uEw

The need to be watched and understood was once satisfied by God. Now we can implement the same functionality with data mining algorithms.

By the way Agent Denton, stay out of the ladies' restroom. That kind of activity embarrasses the agency more than it does you.

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Thug Lessons posted:

Oh my god, everyone. Dick Suckerberg.

It's a tough choice between that and Zuck Fuckerberg.

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Larry Parrish posted:

Oh my god he's literally a national socialist. I'm not sure if that's cool/funny or another sign of literally being a culture less tech nerd

Cultureless tech nerds are usually the exact diametric opposite of national socialist, which is libertarian.

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Larry Parrish posted:

I meant as in, literally, a guy who glorifies western culture and socialism. Not a nazi. Although I guess what little of his proto platform that's out is more like libertarianism with a tiny social safety net to ensure the people with no jobs can still view internet ads

I was aware you meant that (although glorifying western culture isn't the same as nationalism).

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oliwan posted:

I'm the bad posture, and also the dad jeans stuck in the left shoe.

Please someone give this man a wedgie.

He doesn't have bad posture, he's just doing contrapposto in an attempt to emulate classical sculpture.

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Yvershek posted:

He has to jaw the food here because he normally predigests solids like in The Fly.

Also because it's fuckin plain toast with no butter, jam, toppings, nothing.

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

he’s said before that he wants alaska-style ubi

If keeps that up until November 2020 I might vote for him.

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Main Paineframe posted:

Zuckerberg says the state's cash handout program "provides some good lessons for the rest of the country."

The dividend averages $1000 (or more) per person. "That can be especially meaningful if your family has five or six people," says Zuckerberg in a post he wrote about the payment.

"This is a novel approach to basic income in a few ways. First, it's funded by natural resources rather than raising taxes. Second, it comes from conservative principles of smaller government, rather than progressive principles of a larger safety net," says Zuckerberg. "This shows basic income is a bipartisan idea."

"Funded by natural resources instead of raising taxes" is the most worrying part of that

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Zas posted:

its cause he has high functioning autism, which is fine, its ok to have that

The highest functioning of all.

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Zuckerberg: "I'm not on the spectrum... I am the spectrum."

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no

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Cuck Cuckercuck

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etalian posted:

I hope he turns out to be the Jeb! of the 2020 dem primary.

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Telephones posted:

I don't know, I kind of like Zuckerberg. He is unbelievably rich, a billionaire. He also seems to care about issues my demographic commonly cares about - great! And his pictures with the farmers really stroked my sweet spot for the old smuckersburg: in those agents of the land, I saw the harsh drying of old age. Their laughter was sharp static. We are doomed.

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The check mark was always supposed to just mean "we have verified this account is who they say they are" but because of various problems without it was implemented it never effectively worked and became a symbol of prestige

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Inescapable Duck posted:

The charisma of Hillary Clinton with the qualifications of Donald Trump.

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Dreddout posted:

I'm glad Innsmouth will get to have it's own president

Elect 👏 Dagon 👏 Politicians

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Was this ever posted https://www.cnbc.com/2017/10/10/facebook-ceo-mark-zuckerberg-slammed-for-puerto-rico-vr-video.html

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snoremac posted:

does he only have one shirt wtf

According to the museum he has 40 of that shirt, like a cartoon character.

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AWWNAW posted:

Nike’s look so loving dumb now

Do you mean because of the neon highlights all over them

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zCDvOsdL9Q

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I've seen so many photoshops of Zuckerberg's congressional testimony that I had to watch the original to see what color his skin is, and it really is paler than anyone else in the chamber. Not just indoor tech nerd pale either, but like he's sick or missing blood.

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I can tell which voice isn't real

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Shear Modulus posted:

Jeb! Jeb!erberg

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