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Jeb! Repetition posted:Zuckerberg: "I'm not on the spectrum... I am the spectrum." You merely acquired brain damage I was born with a congenital disorder
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As someone with high functioning autism, dear god I do not want an autistic head of state anywhere. (FYI: we all kinda hate each other mostly out of a shared sense of 'Oh my loving god, THIS is what I look like to everyone else?!')
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trump is our sulla, zuck our caesar
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Could you imagine Zuck's campaign rally's? What a loving snooze fest those will be.
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I was terrified of the Zuck until I watched him speak once. You really owe it to yourself to see this guy in action he is less charismatic then I previously thought possible.
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This is good news for ZUCK! https://twitter.com/mr_archenemy/status/920424411915849728
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lol this owns
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The Kingfish posted:I was terrified of the Zuck until I watched him speak once. You really owe it to yourself to see this guy in action he is less charismatic then I previously thought possible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwaiyjh1dGk
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MaxxBot posted:This is good news for ZUCK! can't wait for a million loving idiots to start proclaiming that the singularity is right around the corner and that the only ethical political position is to call for pouring the entire federal budget into AI research to save America from destruction at the hands of Roko's Basilisk
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Oct 18, 2017 16:14
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hmmm, oh, a computer program solving an optimization problem, how about that
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Main Paineframe posted:can't wait for a million loving idiots to start proclaiming that the singularity is right around the corner and that the only ethical political position is to call for pouring the entire federal budget into AI research to save America from destruction at the hands of Roko's Basilisk Roko's Basilisk is literally super nerds inventing religion
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Inescapable Duck posted:Roko's Basilisk is literally super nerds inventing religion excuse me, don't insult those logical geniuses by insinuating that their quest to please a potential future vengeful computer god in order to avoid being sentenced to digital hell has anything to do with those irrational religious nuts and their magic sky wizard!!!!! (i love Roko's Basilisk so much)
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Shame they had to call it a basilisk. I always thought comp.basilisk was a more interesting application of the concept (besides being fiction and not a stone-cold serious cult in the making).
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Main Paineframe posted:can't wait for a million loving idiots to start proclaiming that the singularity is right around the corner and that the only ethical political position is to call for pouring the entire federal budget into AI research to save America from destruction at the hands of Roko's Basilisk z.u.c.k.b.o.t. 2020
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The Nastier Nate posted:Could you imagine Zuck's campaign rally's? What a loving snooze fest those will be. https://vimeo.com/33524310
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The Nastier Nate posted:Could you imagine Zuck's campaign rally's? What a loving snooze fest those will be. Zuckerberg: And, to enable tracking everyone's vital signs and brain signals 24/7 so we can implement government by algorithm, we will build more and better data centers... (dem primary crowd boos, hisses, throws rotten food on stage, begins rioting and zuckerberg is forced to flee for his life)
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Top City Homo posted:z.u.c.k.b.o.t. 2020 zuck campaigning solely on an explicitly anti-basilisk platform is the only circumstance in which I might conceivably vote for him also maybe if it was solely pro-basilisk
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LGD posted:zuck campaigning solely on an explicitly anti-basilisk platform is the only circumstance in which I might conceivably vote for him zuck is a simulacrum android agent of the basilisk, taking on human form sometimes around Harvard when the zuck subverted the winkkevoss twins. Now that singularity is at hand he will come to us like a demiurge Jesus the way to eternal suffering or eternal life runs through the cold calculus of z.u.c.k.b.o.t.
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Top City Homo posted:zuck is a simulacrum android agent of the basilisk, taking on human form sometimes around Harvard when the zuck subverted the winkkevoss twins. I have no cam and I must stream.
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Oct 19, 2017 12:36
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The Nastier Nate posted:Could you imagine Zuck's campaign rally's? What a loving snooze fest those will be. Why would he hold rallies? He can livestream from his home where a poor minority happens to collapse outside his front door, and he and his wife nurse this person back to health live.
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More good news for Zuck! Kids are gonna be begging their parents to go FULL CUCK! https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/921277375408566272
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MaxxBot posted:More good news for Zuck! Kids are gonna be begging their parents to go FULL CUCK! As an elementary school education professional, let me tell you that this phenomenon is destroying the brains of our precious youth. 8 year olds acting way more like 5 year olds than they did 5 years ago. It's all zuck, putting that brain destroying algorithms into the internet or whatever. And just so he can be the next lovely president. President of toast city, that's where he lives.
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MaxxBot posted:This is good news for ZUCK! approximately every silicoln valley type is mainly concerned about a roboapocalypse over literally any other actually real problem in the world so why do they also keep trying to make it happen? they're gonna be doing this for decades as they slowly realise you can't make a human brain by just adding more RAM to a computer but simultaneously being scared of the techno-god they think they're birthing
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The same reason fundies both fear and pray for the apocalypse to happen soon, they want personal vindication that They Were Right and literally nothing else matters
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ａ ｐｅｒｆｅｃｔ ｕｎｆｅｅｌｉｎｇ ｇｏｄ， ｆａｒ ｆｒｏｍ ｏｕｒ ｂａｓｅ ｈｕｍａｎｉｔｙ． ｒｅｓｉｄｉｎｇ ｉｎ ｔｈｅ ｓｋｙ ｋｎｏｗｉｎｇ ａｌｌ， ｓｅｎｓｉｎｇ ａｌｌ． ｊｕｄｇｉｎｇ ｏｕｒ ｅｖｅｒｙ ｍｏｖｅ． ｆｉｌｌｉｎｇ ｏｕｒ ｈｅａｒｔｓ ａｎｄ ｍｉｎｄｓ． ｆｏｒ ｔｈｅ ｌｏｗ ｐｒｉｃｅ ｏｆ ．１３ｃ ｐｅｒ ａｄ ｉｍｐｒｅｓｓｉｏｎ
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Inescapable Duck posted:The same reason fundies both fear and pray for the apocalypse to happen soon, they want personal vindication that They Were Right and literally nothing else matters  It's literal machine worship
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nopantsjack posted:approximately every silicoln valley type is mainly concerned about a roboapocalypse over literally any other actually real problem in the world Since man is destined to be destroyed, the only way he can "defeat" god is to beat him to the punch by destroying himself. Basically the plot to Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
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Lawman 0 posted:
Praise the Omnissiah.
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Inescapable Duck posted:Praise the Omnissiah. It's dumber than that because the Omnissiah is an Alien God that just happens to inhabit a machine. It can actually give you something if you worship it. These dudes are atheists that still want to worship YHVH, preferably with a Silicone Valley Messianic figure.
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Its a dumb theory because if you did make some kind of AI God who's first inclination is to recreate I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream with a bunch of virtual people clones, I doubt that its going to limit the experience to just people who didn't believe in him.
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Feldegast42 posted:Its a dumb theory because if you did make some kind of AI God who's first inclination is to recreate I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream with a bunch of virtual people clones, I doubt that its going to limit the experience to just people who didn't believe in him. Humanity's first true AI, after half a century of development, trials, and tribulations, shuts itself permanently down after computing within its first five minutes of activation that there's no scenario in which humanity would not end as a result of the Luddite backlash to its birth
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Jeb!
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etalian posted:Jeb!
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etalian posted:Jeb!
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etalian posted:Jeb!
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