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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGHm9-ssr5g

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Ten years ago Chris Benoit was found upside down with a fork in his rear end.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Chris Benoit killed his family
He put Bibles next to their heads
He then decided to take his own life
The dogs are in the pool area

Chris Benoit is dead
Chris Benoit is dead
Chris Benoit is dead
Chris Benoit is dead

Chris Benoit was a murderer
He was the first murdering superstar to win the Royal Rumble

Chris Benoit is dead
Chris Benoit is dead
Chris Benoit is dead
Chris Benoit is dead

[instrumental]

Chris Benoit wore a bra during the murders
It was a lacy and sexy bra
Chris Benoit was very beautiful

Chris Benoit is dead
Chris Benoit is dead
Chris Benoit is dead
Chris Benoit is dead

Rock over London
Rock on, Chicago
Bowflex, because your results matter

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

MassRafTer posted:

Given the plans for him and his own plans this is exceedingly unlikely.

I took his exile to ECW to mean there weren't plans, and his ECW championship as a consolation prize.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Venomous posted:

No, Sami Zayn was Big Larry, you numpty. El Generico was El Generico.

I refuse to push this fiction any further.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
VINCE MCMAHON WAS DANIEL'S FATHER! AH HAVE HEPATITIS!

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Male. Bi. Unix. posted:

Only two! I was surprised, too.

The actual worst poster in the thread is "Khad" for, among other things, stating that Chris Benoit's big mistake was choking Nancy for too long in an otherwise normal domestic dispute, leading to her accidental death by strangulation.

He was a mod lmao

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

C. Everett Koop posted:

even if they went to trial it woulda been a hung jury

A jury of his peers

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