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$ uptime 10:09 up 90 days, 19:08, 10 users, load averages: 1.61 1.60 1.60
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If your uptime is more than four hours, consult your doctor.
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Jun 24, 2017 09:12
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pity reply
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Jun 24, 2017 10:09
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Doom Mathematic posted:If your uptime is more than four hours, consult your doctor.
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Jun 24, 2017 10:19
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Doom Mathematic posted:If your uptime is more than four hours, consult your doctor. ---------8<---------------------------------------
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Jun 24, 2017 10:21
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Doom Mathematic posted:If your uptime is more than four hours, consult your doctor.
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Jun 24, 2017 11:40
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Doom Mathematic posted:If your uptime is more than four hours, consult your doctor. came here to post this
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Jun 24, 2017 11:50
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Doom Mathematic posted:If your uptime is more than four hours, consult your doctor.
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Jun 24, 2017 12:33
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code:
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Jun 24, 2017 12:59
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at work we had some servers which were vulnerable to half open tcp connections killing the host, it was some bug in the kernel which was fixed a long time ago and security took down a few racks of the hosts by probing them. Turns out the hosts hadn't been restarted... ever and had an uptime of like 2200 days, made me sad to bounce em. They had been running longer than most people on the team had worked on them
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Jun 24, 2017 14:27
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insert story about old netware server hidden in the plenum space or dry walled into an old closet here
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Jun 24, 2017 14:37
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had an rpi with cent on it that was goin pertty good until power flickered and it rebooted. rip.
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Jun 24, 2017 14:47
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my uptime is the time between kernel updates
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Jun 24, 2017 15:38
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0 days 0 hours 57 minutes 26 seconds OP hth
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Jun 24, 2017 18:42
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Jun 24, 2017 18:51
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lol if you aren't constantly cycling machines every 48 hours
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Jun 24, 2017 20:04
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15:07:43 up 245 days, 14:35, 1 user, load average: 0.64, 0.49, 0.44
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Jun 24, 2017 20:08
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Jun 24, 2017 23:11
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'uptime' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.
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Jun 25, 2017 00:32
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Jun 25, 2017 00:59
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cool av posted:'uptime' is not recognized as an internal or external command, that's a lot of words to say Bad command or file name
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Jun 25, 2017 04:54
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all the old HPUX boxes at work has 2000 to 3000 days of uptime and everyone who cared about them already quit so I guess it will just keep increasing until something catches on fire
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Jun 25, 2017 08:50
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'uptime' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operaable program or batch file.
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Jun 25, 2017 09:06
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I reboot my computer a lot iykwim
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Jun 25, 2017 16:03
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lol if you dont start and end the day with a proper restart to ensure all Windows patches are applied correctly
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Jun 25, 2017 16:05
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Doom Mathematic posted:If your uptime is more than four hours, consult your doctor. This wasn't actually very funny.
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Jun 25, 2017 21:08
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it's not my fault my superior macintosh Operation System requires a restart for security updates
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Jun 26, 2017 01:31
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maskenfreiheit posted:it's not my fault my superior macintosh Operation System requires a restart for security updates i still call it os ex
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Jun 26, 2017 02:14
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lol if your os didn't get everything right the first time
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Jun 26, 2017 02:14
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cable modem stay on long time
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Jun 26, 2017 03:32
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 i think i won (over 4.5 years)
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Jun 26, 2017 03:48
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akadajet posted:i still call it os ex o sex
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Jun 26, 2017 05:04
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syslog01 % uptime 10:12AM up 300 days, 21:23, 2 users, load averages: 3.94, 3.95, 3.77
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Jun 26, 2017 15:16
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also gas thread ban op
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Jun 26, 2017 15:23
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[05.11.15 14:50:05] root@hermes/home2/stemple# uptime 2:50pm up 2246 day(s), 17:34, 7 users, load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.01 It would have been closer to 5000 days if that stupid Sun Netra box had redundant power supplies, I had to power it down when the power infrastructure was redesigned  It didn't get shutdown permanently until late 2016 so it made it to 2600 or so, but I can't find the screenshot I took. [edit] it ran an internally developed timekeeping script in pure bourne shell scripting and sybase SQL (C) 1992
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Jun 26, 2017 16:13
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what's uptime?
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Jun 27, 2017 01:39
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not much, what's up w/ you
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Jun 27, 2017 01:51
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i restart my macbook every weekend to get that nice fresh os feel to get an uplifting start to my workweek
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Jun 27, 2017 02:09
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Phoenixan posted:i restart my macbook every weekend to get that nice fresh os feel to get an uplifting start to my workweek same but my thinkpad and to stave off that old boot smell
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Silver Alicorn posted:not much, what's up w/ you Mods please rename silver alicorn "Time" to make this joke fit better.
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