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wake up, have cofffee (made of children), brush teeth (in fetal tears), get kids to school (junior work camp), drive (in car fueled by agony) to job (work camp). quote this if you hate mondays
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dystopian calendar: monday, monday, monday, monday, double monday, monday, sunday (aka monday)
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Jun 24, 2017 21:55
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guy behind the one-way mirror says "you missed a spot" when i'm shaving
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Jun 24, 2017 23:35
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Wake up at a reasonable time, dress and have a leisurely breakfast in an orderly, quiet house. God drat this dystopia in which there are no children
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Jun 25, 2017 17:18
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Work Camp Overlord: OK everyone, today we're going to do a team-building exercise called "Decimation." Everyone divide yourselves into groups of 10.
Me: (gives a nearby surveillance camera the "Jim face")
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