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cda

by Hand Knit
wake up, have cofffee (made of children), brush teeth (in fetal tears), get kids to school (junior work camp), drive (in car fueled by agony) to job (work camp). quote this if you hate mondays

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cda

by Hand Knit
dystopian calendar: monday, monday, monday, monday, double monday, monday, sunday (aka monday)

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cda

by Hand Knit
guy behind the one-way mirror says "you missed a spot" when i'm shaving

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by Hand Knit
Wake up at a reasonable time, dress and have a leisurely breakfast in an orderly, quiet house. God drat this dystopia in which there are no children

cda

by Hand Knit

google THIS posted:

Work Camp Overlord: OK everyone, today we're going to do a team-building exercise called "Decimation." Everyone divide yourselves into groups of 10.

Me: (gives a nearby surveillance camera the "Jim face")

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