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Jamwad Hilder posted:I would like Boston to sign Pastrnak at 6M for 8 years, and for the love of god give him a NTC/NMC so we can't trade him for nebulous reasons. This is the only thing I care about this offseason. This seems like the beginnings of a cursed monkey paw wish.
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2017 15:21 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 04:54 |
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Helene St. James, who essentially writes on behalf of Holland, suggested the Red Wings go after Vanek and one of Daley or Girardi. So, no, I'm not excited for free agency.
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 02:39 |
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Got excited for a bunch of new posts and then found out it was HHOF chatter Off-season is the worst
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 17:46 |
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Kilza posted:Everybody knows Dan Girardi is going to Detroit, all other fanbases can settle down. Can we pretend for a few days at least?
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 17:58 |
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Detroit's stupid if they don't think about Yak. Their top 6 is abysmal and their cupboard is bare.
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 01:20 |
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Teemu Pokemon posted:It's loving happening and you all know it Holland promised
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 01:27 |
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Teemu Pokemon posted:Perhaps the Leafs might part with Marchenko Never heard of him
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 01:34 |
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El Gallinero Gros posted:Pavelec is a UFA who sucks 20 dicks in net. All that and he still hasn't learned how to use his body to take a shot
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 21:20 |
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Neodoomium posted:Ken Holland, professional rear end, gave two year 2-way deals to both Brian Lashoff and Dylan McIlrath We should really savor this because "at worst, this will have no impact on the club's success or failure" is the best we can hope for.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 14:37 |
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Daley won two cups and will now come to Detroit for a paid retirement. Good for him.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 22:09 |
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Suspicious posted:Only a dick measuring contest can settle the McDavid vs Crosby debate. They're both sexless hockey robots with no need for human dicks, so this is pointless. It's all smooth down there, like a Ken doll.
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2017 23:45 |
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Pornographic Memory posted:pas obviously doesn't read enough newspaper fluff pieces or they'd know rick tocchet's real role on the coaching staff is to be the kessel whisperer If Arizona has 18 goony, hot dog gobblers then they're in business.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2017 23:29 |
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Tyler Johnson is awesome but I would've guessed he produced more points than he actually does. He's a weird little beast in the playoffs, though.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:49 |
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Even I would probably root for a Penguins threepeat if they signed Jagr. That's just too good of a story, and I basically only watch hockey for the narrative these days.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2017 16:34 |
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The Wings are apparently still in talks with Vanek, but I guess the hitch is shedding salary elsewhere. Despite having all the trappings of an idiotic Holland move, signing Vanek on the cheap and shipping him out at the deadline would probably be worth it. Tatar is also asking for 6 million but and beat writers are arguing that the Teej contract might pull him down to 5 million. He's one of like 3 moveable assets on the team and he's also not going to be worth his contract by the time team recovers, so just trade him, my dudes. Trade Tatar. Slot Vanek in. Tank and collect assets. The end.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2017 18:43 |
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Follow up question why doesn't jacobs just loving die
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 17:11 |
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The few free articles I've read at The Athletic featured good analyses. Hard to justify more subscription fees on my budget (especially in a world saturated with 'free' sports writing), but I admire that their content is probably worth paying for.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2017 17:12 |
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Tatar has good possession numbers, has been consistently healthy, and is probably a more reliable 50+ point guy if he didn't play on this shithole team. He's a complete waste during a rebuild, so why not sign him forever!
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2017 10:33 |
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Fire Ken "der Führer" Holland
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2017 18:36 |
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Teemu Pokemon posted:I'm submitting my application for full RAS status right now post-dated for the day it's official You can get in ground floor with the Vegas Goldaknights right now! I'm moving from Detroit in a couple weeks so it's an ideal time to start exploring a second team, really.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 13:29 |
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grack posted:He probably knows quite a few people in hockey. Let's be honest - most of the hockey writers in Detroit are team mouthpieces, Exhibit A being all the hit pieces published on Mrazek prior to the expansion draft. I've never read a good piece of journalism from the Detroit beat writers. The Athletic's focus on Detroit immediately became the best coverage without question. I'm not completely sold that AA can be a consistent scorer but he's so obviously better than 90% of this team. It's loving absurd if they let him go, especially for nothing, especially especially because of how much loving money they've given to total chodes.
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2017 00:35 |
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Teemu Pokemon posted:Ruff to Detroit when Blashill gets canned. Look in your heart, you know it to be true Good for Ruff for still coaching at the age of 77.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2017 19:45 |
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AsInHowe posted:NEW RED WINGS ARENA UPDATE This city's idiot class is desperate for this doofus's money. He bought himself a museum exhibit, a shed at Eastern Market, the opening concert here, and a loving restaurant in the arena. And there is no "antifa" in Detroit so much as there are a bunch of socialist groups, anarchists, commies, anti-racist groups like BLM or BYP100, etc. . But yes, they seem to all be going. Not just for Kid Rock but to also protest the arena as a symbol of Two Detroits and the enormous amount of money this city has given to the Illitch family for little return investment to the average Detroiter.
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2017 13:29 |
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rex rabidorum vires posted:This is pretty much the definition of Antifa, fyi. In hockey news....I hope the Penguins sign some centers. Because wow is their center depth bad now. Right but we don't even have the people who are explicitly branding themselves as antifa with the punk rock flag, etc., unless a rando wobbly or anarchist bust one out for shits and giggles. I just find it particularly hilarious when Detroit media loses its poo poo over 'the organization known as antifa.' Koopa Kid posted:Dom at The Athletic is doing team previews based on Game Score, he did Detroit today and this is probably the most relevant image for Wings fans: I want to frame this and send it to Ken Holland.
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2017 21:05 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 04:54 |
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DJExile posted:yes. this is all per GameScore It only gets worse when you start interrogating further, too. The terms. The fact that 4th liners are getting paid enormously and AA ain't getting poo poo. The fact that Dekeyser/Kronwall/Ericsson are all top 4 defensemen for Detroit.
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2017 22:17 |