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cda: by Hand Knit

nothing makes any sense

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:28

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 02:36

cda: by Hand Knit

For instance: BbbBLlllBbllLLuuuu

doesn't make any sense. A human made those letters, and for what?

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:32

vanisher

What's up with wisdom teeth

Just gotta have em yanked

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:34

vanisher

Why don't we have shark teeth that are constantly regrowing

Id rather be a shark

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:35

cda: by Hand Knit

I got my wisdom teeth pulled and got on a train for a three day cross country train trip with a bottle full of Vicodin and it was weird

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:36

cda: by Hand Knit

Me goin in and out of consciousness on the train: drat... Being human is weird

# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:37

Macnult

While most creatures on planet earth communicated with thought bubbles, humans appear to have adopted speech instead

# ? Jun 25, 2017 04:55

Darkman Fanpage

you think a dog thinks about my fingers as much as i do? nope. they dont even have my fingers. i do. and i cant stop thinking anout how weird they look.

# ? Jun 25, 2017 05:23

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

no wonder you don't understand humanity!!!
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 05:24

Ultra Spoot

Yeah if you think about it I can't prove that you actually exist, and you can't prove I exisOH NO *vanishes*

# ? Jun 25, 2017 07:19

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

vanisher posted:

Why don't we have shark teeth that are constantly regrowing

Id rather be a shark

you couldnt stop swimming and :justpost:

though

# ? Jun 25, 2017 07:24

Starshark

We're pretty amazing as a species with a vast body of knowledge which has brought us many incredible technological advances, most of which have been placed, at one time or another, up someone's rear end.

# ? Jun 25, 2017 12:02

little munchkin

"being human is really weird", I say to the reporter after being asked what it feels like to throw four touchdowns passes in the super bowl

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# ? Jun 25, 2017 12:59

cda: by Hand Knit

Reporter: Does the, uh, does the President have any comment on reports that Jared Kushner is potentially... has been identified as a focus of the special investigator's probe?

Sean Spicer: Being human is really weird.

# ? Jun 25, 2017 14:27

Twenty Four

A bunch of ghosts and skeletons dressed up as people on Halloween - "Being human is really wierd!"

# ? Jun 25, 2017 14:32

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

the i ching upon being asked what the disciple should do with their life: It Furthers One To Cross The Great Water (so you can get your weird human butt away from me~)

# ? Jun 25, 2017 15:53

Ultra Spoot

Just got back from dying via skydiving without a parachute and i gotta say i agree, being human is pretty weird

# ? Jun 25, 2017 15:58

Mariana Horchata

cda posted:

Me goin in and out of consciousness on the train: drat... Being human is weird

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYgJi9Z2DFQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM8PmFOB6yI

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Jun 25, 2017

# ? Jun 25, 2017 22:33

Dead Hippie Ghost: tears for queers
afk -> you know me
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I don't have an appendix but when I did that was weird. Like why? I barely even eat grass

# ? Jun 25, 2017 23:03

Darkman Fanpage

why do we call them hands instead of paws? every other mammal has paws. just call them paws.

# ? Jun 26, 2017 04:04

cda: by Hand Knit

What's the deal with airline food? It's this stuff made out of animals and grains and water and then you put it in your mouth hole and mush it around and an involuntary reflex carries it down a slimy tube into a pouch of acid inside you where it's broken down and while it's doing all this your life is still so cosmically insignificant that it should be possible to live serenely, soaring high above your troubles on the recognition of their, and your own, total inconsequence, and yet somehow you can't lose interest in yourself no matter how relieving it would be to do so in the face of your impending death which you can neither escape nor control nor entirely forget

# ? Jun 26, 2017 06:27

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Daft Punk: HUMAN. HUMAN. HUMAN. HUMAN.

Me: Weirdos. Weirdos. Losers. Weirdos...

# ? Jun 26, 2017 13:08

cda: by Hand Knit

Man... teh only animal to be able to look at his dick and wonder what people would honestly rate it

# ? Jun 26, 2017 16:00

cda: by Hand Knit

Not only conscious, but I have consciousness of my consciousness and know, when I'm thinking things, which things I'm thinking are wrong

# ? Jun 26, 2017 16:05

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

cda posted:

Man... teh only animal to be able to look at his dick and wonder what people would honestly rate it

whoa is that rly something people think about lol

# ? Jun 26, 2017 23:31

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cda posted:

Man... teh only animal to be able to look at his dick and wonder what people would honestly rate it

7.34 dead crocodiles out of 13.9433 coffee tables

# ? Jun 27, 2017 04:45

Munchables: Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Being a meat computer is really weird

# ? Jun 27, 2017 04:52

slumdoge millionare: by FactsAreUseless

Munchables posted:

Being a meat computer is really weird

But what if you weren't made of meat? Being human is weird, but being a sentient crystalline structure would be truly bizarre.

# ? Jun 27, 2017 14:18

Sing Along: by Athanatos

Doomtalker posted:

But what if you weren't made of meat? Being human is weird, but being a sentient crystalline structure would be truly bizarre.

imagine how slowly we probably appear to think and process information compared to other configurations of consciousness

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# ? Jun 27, 2017 16:02

I Dunno

Darkman Fanpage posted:

you think a dog thinks about my fingers as much as i do? nope. they dont even have my fingers. i do. and i cant stop thinking anout how weird they look.

Fingers are weird af. I think aliens would be freaked out by them. They'd be like omfg this thing is waving their weird two limbs at me! And, holy gently caress, the ends split into FIVE MORE LIMBS THAT MOVE INDEPENDENTLY

Horrifying.

# ? Jun 28, 2017 03:39

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

I wouldn't know, OP, I'm dancer

# ? Jun 28, 2017 03:58

Saint Drogo

recasting the ghost and the vampire after th pilot really killed it for me tbh.

# ? Jun 28, 2017 14:58

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Socks4Hands posted:

imagine how slowly we probably appear to think and process information compared to other configurations of consciousness

Yeah, but i bet moving is a lot easier if your not rocks.

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# ? Jun 28, 2017 18:21

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

drilldo squirt posted:

Yeah, but i bet moving is a lot easier if your not rocks.

but you wouldnt know would you

cuz you rock!

# ? Jun 28, 2017 18:43

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Thank you, that's kind of you to say.

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# ? Jun 28, 2017 19:57

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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