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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > looking intimidating as I swing my sword around
 
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HaveARottenDay posted:



I stand before you- a sight to behold as my piercing gaze surely frightens you. But it is my sword that will pierce you this day.



This is you, the enemy, standing before my might. Your pitiful armor will not save you from my sword which I swing wildly as a means to confuse you. One false step and your shield will not stop my ultimate spin move. "HYAAH!!!" I shout loudly. YOur heart races as a cold sweat befallst' upon thee.

wow what ever happened to that kris angle??

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