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by Hand Knit
i do moves as if I'm holding a sword., my enemies are confused. perhaps i have an invisible sword

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cda

by Hand Knit
"listen, buddy" i point to my hip, "this is where my sword would be, if i had my sword on me right now, which you're lucky i don't. but i could go get it at any time, because i have these" i show him my car keys and flip them gracefully from hand to hand

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by Hand Knit
i insert the key and turn it in over swift, smooth motion. it's back in my pocket before she even notices. to her untrained perception, it appears as if the door swings open on its own, revealing my my museum of blades. "welcome to The Swordaterium, my lady," I say with a bow

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