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little munchkin
the sun glints off the blade of my sword as I swing it through the air. you can tell that I'm a person you don't really want to mess with, when I have my sword on me

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little munchkin

Starman Super DX posted:

Can this thread be about nerds with false perceptions of how they must look?

Last year at a con I saw this big dumpy looking guy, greasy, smelled bad, fat as hell, and on top of all of those thing he was wearing a shirt that his stomach was hanging out of and I swear it said-

"MAN CAVE- NO WOMEN, NO PROBLEMS!"

no, your posts should be about your sword technique and how it's apparent that you could kill on a moments notice

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little munchkin

cda posted:

"listen, buddy" i point to my hip, "this is where my sword would be, if i had my sword on me right now, which you're lucky i don't. but i could go get it at any time, because i have these" i show him my car keys and flip them gracefully from hand to hand

looking intimidating as I jingle my keys

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little munchkin
a lot of people think swords are lame and only for dudes who wear fedoras. those people are actually thinking of katanas, which are different from swords. swords are incredibly dangerous

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