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HaveARottenDay

I stand steadfast at the edge of a rocky cliff side with the endless ocean before me. My eyes are closed. Sword in both hands pointed skyward, I begin to slowly lower my arms until the tip of the blade is face level. The meditation breaks, eyes blink open with a fiery stare. Quickly, I turn to face the enemy as my long raven-black hair is flowing in the howling wind.

I lower my stance in a form that strikes a perfect balance between aggressiveness and deadly calm. The sword now arched above my lowered visage ready to deflect any incoming blow. I speak "Kevin stop leaving the toilet paper on the roll holder you idiot!"

Intimidated so hard by me, the bastard runs.

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HaveARottenDay



I stand before you- a sight to behold as my piercing gaze surely frightens you. But it is my sword that will pierce you this day.



This is you, the enemy, standing before my might. Your pitiful armor will not save you from my sword which I swing wildly as a means to confuse you. One false step and your shield will not stop my ultimate spin move. "HYAAH!!!" I shout loudly. YOur heart races as a cold sweat befallst' upon thee.

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