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vanisher

Heh, same. Although 'my sword' is what I call my junk, and I normally look intimidating swinging it around at those public trough urinals.

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vanisher

I will often do some sick moves with my broom. Because its not evenly weighted its an extra challenge and test of my skills.



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

vanisher

Splatmaster posted:

...as you get closer you realize I am not in fact swinging my sword in an intimidating fashion, rather I am trying to get rid of these spider webs I just ran face-first into. I say, are there any spiders on me? Would you be a true hero and check for me? That would be most splendid!

The warriors of Sparta defended their home against hordes of enemies because their commander took them through a bunch of spiderwebs before the battle.

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