What does being cheated on feel like?

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Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Three Olives posted:

Not any worse than your current existence.

how come your avatar has an 8 pack. I don't think the guy who drew that knows anything about anatomy

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Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Yug posted:

Are the gooncels upset to find out women cheat and like to have sex with men? I didn't realize they were that naive.

I would gently caress you, would you gently caress me?
:wink:

# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 00:05

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

When I was 15 my high school sweetheart of 5 months had given me her AOL password when we first started dating for some reason. I had always met her at her job when her shift ended (she worked at a bakery) and one night she called my house to tell me not to come because her cousin was in town and was going to meet her there. I hung out with her the next day and she never mentioned the cousin which I thought was weird.

When I got home, suspicious, I decided to log onto her AOL account and in her sent folder was a long email she sent to her coworker about how she liked kissing him that night (the night before) and she didn't know if it was going to work out but she's willing to try or something. I don't remember the exact words because this is a long time ago.

Anyway what I ended up doing was calling her beeper and leaving a voice message (this was the late 90s; beepers had voicemail at that time) and all I did was read the email out loud. I didn't do it angrily or anything. I just read it like I was reading a newspaper. In hindsight it was a pretty funny way to break up with her but at the time I wanted her to have that horrible pit in her stomach when she listened to it kind of like how it felt reading that email.

how the hell did you leave a voicemail on her beeper?

# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 00:10

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

Again this is a long time ago but I think SmartBeep had a thing where you had an option when calling the beeper number to leave a message. So when she called her own number and entered in a code it would give you voicemails.

right. that was a thing. carry on

# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 00:23

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Rutibex posted:

I got cheated on and didn't care for it, so now I only date women that already have partners. I figure if they are already cheating they on their husband they won't have the energy or time to cheat on me.