What does being cheated on feel like?

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Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Yug posted:

Are you actually surprised? Girls always have that one guy that blew them away during sex that they will always return to when the guy they're with doesn't cut the mustard. I have an old ex who I have sex with whenever she starts a new relationship before she fucks the new guy, it's great.

This is why you don't settle down with a woman with a long history.

This is what a fat person thinks happens.

# ¿ Jun 25, 2017 20:56

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Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Yug posted:

That makes no sense. I'll just assume you're a pissed of fail-male who doesn't get laid.

That would imply that I identify as male and that I try to have sex.
Guess again, fatty.

# ¿ Jun 25, 2017 22:09

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

When I was 15 my high school sweetheart of 5 months had given me her AOL password when we first started dating for some reason. I had always met her at her job when her shift ended (she worked at a bakery) and one night she called my house to tell me not to come because her cousin was in town and was going to meet her there. I hung out with her the next day and she never mentioned the cousin which I thought was weird.

When I got home, suspicious, I decided to log onto her AOL account and in her sent folder was a long email she sent to her coworker about how she liked kissing him that night (the night before) and she didn't know if it was going to work out but she's willing to try or something. I don't remember the exact words because this is a long time ago.

Anyway what I ended up doing was calling her beeper and leaving a voice message (this was the late 90s; beepers had voicemail at that time) and all I did was read the email out loud. I didn't do it angrily or anything. I just read it like I was reading a newspaper. In hindsight it was a pretty funny way to break up with her but at the time I wanted her to have that horrible pit in her stomach when she listened to it kind of like how it felt reading that email.

Your big "I got burned in a relationship" story is 20 years old, from you as a 15 year old and involves AOL.

Jesus.

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Jun 26, 2017

# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 00:46

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Mulaney Power Move posted:

also i hate to agree with yug but you would be surprised the type of selfish poo poo normally well meaning and good people can do from time to time. plenty of men/women wouldn't but plenty of otherwise good women in good relationships, or vice versa, will do so given the right situation.

the idea that a cheater is a terrible person and always was or will be because of it is either naive or born out of jealousy and resentment. that being said i have hard time trusting anyone that's cheated. also i have a hard time respecting someone who wants out of a relationship but doesn't have the guts to end it so they cheat.

Hint:
You're describing literally everyone and you have trust issues.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 02:21

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

ArbitraryC posted:

This is why I've always thought it was weird when people talked about their "free pass" celebrity crushes. Like I understand that it's never actually gonna come up but it's still not really a good thing to hear that someone with enough wealth/fame/looks is an exception to monogamy rules and I never really did get why this was a thing some people joke about.

It's because in a normal relationship this conversation is a joke and not some kind of binding contract.

I kinda thought that went without saying and using the phrase 'monogamy rules' with a straight face, but, drat, goons...

# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 02:32

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Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

ArbitraryC posted:

I mean I understand it's not serious it just doesn't really seem like a funny joke to me. Haha I would cheat on you if the person was a big enough upgrade just doesn't really feel like a good punchline.

I kinda feel like you don't understand why it's not serious.
Like at all.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 02:55

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