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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > What does being cheated on feel like?
 
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Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Any relationship is just the starting line in a race to see who cheats first. The trick is to always be the winner.

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Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Yug posted:

I like to post and have a good time. I'm not ashamed of it.

I'm not gonna even question the quantity of your sex life, but if you equate posting to having a good time then I'm pretty dubious about the quality of your sex life.

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Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
One one hand I resent the sense of second hand violation, as if a stranger has jerked off in one of my socks. On the other hand I love the feeling of instant moral superiority, like I just got elected Pope without having to do any of the homework.

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Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Hard no. posted:

He was married to me, she was married to someone else. He would gently caress anything, anyone, not just her. I wonder if she knows that. I wouldn't want to ruin her feeling special though! Turns out they got married and have a kid now.

At the time, I felt absolutely sick to my stomach, in a complete panic, completely betrayed.

I guess they were "meant to be", right? They sure as hell deserve each other. She's a lazy-eyed, fat pig of a woman who sleeps with married men and I am... well, I am none of those things.

I am pretty sure that I am the lucky one in this situation.

He used to say " people who fight shouldn't have sex ". I am pretty sure that people who are married shouldn't be having sex with other people either. He had interesting morals.

The answer is that it felt loving awful. AWFUL.

This really drives home the reality of how much better Blade Runner is without the narration.






*I'm sorry about that. It's just for some reason when I read this post, I heard it in Deckards voice.

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Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
No. It's the meter of the post suggested by the format. It begs to be read in old timey detective movie hard boiled narrative style is all.

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