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extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

the spectre knight gdq run is amazing

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extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

itd be nice to get glitchless soul runs. oh epic you disabled the boss' ai so he just stands there while you wail on him, really fun to watch

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

Here's this year's pastebin confessional. https://pastebin.com/Aj7j0w2W

Nothing as hilarious as adultery, but it is really odd to me how candid these weirdos get.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

"..."

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

tao of lmao posted:

Here's this year's pastebin confessional. https://pastebin.com/Aj7j0w2W

Nothing as hilarious as adultery, but it is really odd to me how candid these weirdos get.

This guy writes like 2006 GBS

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Day 3:

 

Nothing too eventful except we chill most of our day at the hotel bar with random fucks. We talk about anime and furry porn and superficial unfuck. I end up going to a bar for a bit with valves tiki and colonelfatso (colonel combo). We talk mad poo poo and I go to sleep. I play Voez for like 3 hours and then get some sleep again.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Nothing too eventful except we chill most of our day at the hotel bar with random fucks. We talk about anime and furry porn and superficial unfuck. I end up going to a bar for a bit with valves tiki and colonelfatso (colonel combo). We talk mad poo poo and I go to sleep. I play Voez for like 3 hours and then get some sleep again.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Day 3:

 

Nothing too eventful except we chill most of our day at the hotel bar with random fucks. We talk about anime and furry porn and superficial unfuck. I end up going to a bar for a bit with valves tiki and colonelfatso (colonel combo). We talk mad poo poo and I go to sleep. I play Voez for like 3 hours and then get some sleep again.

lmfao

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

This guy writes like 2006 GBS

Yeah it's like a front page writer doing a fake diary of a fake event, only it's real.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

We watch youtube poops and tourettesguy for hours on end. "Oh yeah Macho man is gonna eat your rear end" was being spouted for hours.

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

Got a hand breezy from a stripper between hardcore Voez sessions, nbd.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

This girl is Asian and a little black so she has a real nice rear end. I become completely erect when i see tits bouncing on my face.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I have to come clean. I played almost as many hours of Voez during GDQ as there was set up time.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

This guy spent his birthday waiting for a bed he paid for to open up so he could sleep, then got jerked off by a Minnesota stripper. That's the saddest poo poo I've heard in my life.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

I sleep on the plane and pay out of the rear end for week long parking garage "garbage". I drive home somewhat refreshed. I play ff14 and meme some poo poo up on twtich and twitter. Go to sleep and wake up to write this pastebin.

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

Powercucked out of my own hotel room by two big boys with sleep apnea.

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

tao of lmao posted:

Here's this year's pastebin confessional. https://pastebin.com/Aj7j0w2W

Nothing as hilarious as adultery, but it is really odd to me how candid these weirdos get.

nice. clasic crak_atak

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

Wormskull posted:

We watch youtube poops and tourettesguy for hours on end. "Oh yeah Macho man is gonna eat your rear end" was being spouted for hours.

lol

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

tao of lmao posted:

Powercucked out of my own hotel room by two big boys with sleep apnea.

alright thats enough out of you

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

It was a real bad post. My b.

Chilled Milk
Jun 22, 2003

No one here is alone,
satellites in every home

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

I become completely erect when i see tits bouncing on my face.

Hell, same

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

This guy spent his birthday waiting for a bed he paid for to open up so he could sleep, then got jerked off by a Minnesota stripper. That's the saddest poo poo I've heard in my life.

Lol

dangerdoom volvo
Nov 5, 2009
god every sentence in that thing is pure gold

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

This guy spent his birthday waiting for a bed he paid for to open up so he could sleep, then got jerked off by a Minnesota stripper. That's the saddest poo poo I've heard in my life.

she was asian and a little black so she had a nice rear end dude

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

I like when he says stuff like the oval office kicking mother bitching hotel room

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

"This pastebin involves various unfilitered fuckfests that occurred during SGDQ." literally all that happened was a handjob?

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

*completely unprompted* Here's 10000 words about how I spent hundreds of dollars on a handjob in Minnesota.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

https://twitter.com/Crak_Atak/status/882888142419873792

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

Wormskull posted:

We watch youtube poops and tourettesguy for hours on end. "Oh yeah Macho man is gonna eat your rear end" was being spouted for hours.

i seriously thought this was a joke

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

This guy writes like 2006 GBS

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

In Training posted:

*completely unprompted* Here's 10000 words about how I spent hundreds of dollars on a handjob in Minnesota.

i was enthralled

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy
This place that we went to was just down the street and it was the tits. We had some nerdy girl talk to us. I just kept looking at her tits the whole time and then realized she was annoying.

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

lmao he explains gdq to a nazi on th plane ride over

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

I got on the plane and sat next to some old guy. We started talking and this guy was cool as poo poo. I was explaining gamedonequick to him and he was telling me about world war II. He went to tell me about he was some supplier or something during world war II and then I asked him what country he was in. He said he was in germany during world war II. Was this guy a nazi i thought? Whatever he was cool as poo poo and i hope i am half as cool as he is when i hit age 80.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Fungah! posted:

I got on the plane and sat next to some old guy. We started talking and this guy was cool as poo poo. I was explaining gamedonequick to him and he was telling me about world war II. He went to tell me about he was some supplier or something during world war II and then I asked him what country he was in. He said he was in germany during world war II. Was this guy a nazi i thought? Whatever he was cool as poo poo and i hope i am half as cool as he is when i hit age 80.

I'm pretty sure it was just a fever dream where he met Mr. Burns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWxcnl8PL_o&t=1m00s

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Fungah! posted:

I got on the plane and sat next to some old guy. We started talking and this guy was cool as poo poo. I was explaining gamedonequick to him and he was telling me about world war II. He went to tell me about he was some supplier or something during world war II and then I asked him what country he was in. He said he was in germany during world war II. Was this guy a nazi i thought? Whatever he was cool as poo poo and i hope i am half as cool as he is when i hit age 80.

lmfao

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Said something about his friend falling off a guard tower? anyway, he knew a LOT about combat boots

Chilled Milk
Jun 22, 2003

No one here is alone,
satellites in every home
https://twitter.com/Crak_Atak/status/885270336597618689

mycophobia
May 7, 2008
lol

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ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
Hunter s thompson shooting himself with a shotgun after failed megaman x run

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