Security Fuckup Megathread - v14.1 - Hello, is this a delivery order?

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cinci zoo sniper posted:

0day

# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 22:34

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 07:03

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Russia Threatens Retaliation If Pentagon Bans Kaspersky Software

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-06-30/russia-threatens-retaliation-if-pentagon-bans-kaspersky-software-j4k2inwq

# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 03:20

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aw the new guy at my office still thinks it's illegal to export public key cryptography with key lengths longer than 512 bits, that's adorable

in the 90s my dad took me to the bookstore with him to buy the PGP book with the source code in it because he thought it was important that encryption wasn't treated like munitions.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 14:49

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ate all the Oreos posted:

everyone at work is really excited about the new iphone's facial recognition unlock so i guess that answers the question of "who the hell wants this dumb poo poo"

when i pointed out that you'd be better off using a pin because it can't be tricked and you can't be compelled to give it up by the feds all i got was "well if you don't do anything bad you'd never be in a situation where that's a problem now would you "

ios 11 has some feature where if you hit power 5 times it locks fingerprint and facial recognition stuff until the pin is entered.

for whatever that's worth

# ¿ Sep 15, 2017 22:57

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anytime someone says "disable selinux" i immediately stop listening to whatever they're saying.

"im afraid/unwilling to learn the tools" is a pretty big indicator that you're a loving moron

# ¿ Oct 19, 2017 18:30

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Cocoa Crispies posted:

dynamic subdomains are a cheap and easy way to make customers feel valued and wildcard certs are an important part of the sustainability of that

can't you just automate the creation of new certs via lets encrypt?

or are you unwilling to allocate IPs to each subdomain?

# ¿ Oct 19, 2017 18:30

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nice thing about wildcard certs is that if your key is compromised all your customers sites are compromised and it makes it much easier to deal with the class action lawsuit since you dont have to track exactly which customer was owned (it was all of them).

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Truga posted:

lol at that article title though. with brands like lenovo shipping bad spyware you're never safe.

when i see lenovo i think cheap chinese crap

# ¿ Nov 7, 2017 16:47

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