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A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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transitioning is great and all but are we all just going to ignore that she transitioned into a anime

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A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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permanent cart and order history, look at me fancy pants swinging his big dick over here

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

https://mobile.twitter.com/voretaq7/status/884913799333105664

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
A couple years ago at work I found a box of usb toys that were left over from an industry show, it was an easy button type thing you plugged into your computer and if you pressed it it would take you to our support site

we started plugging them into each other's computers and hiding them under the adjacent cube and pressing them at random times until one day they all mysteriously disappeared

they took down that site about 6 months after the conference they were handed out in, as if to give customers a preview of the kind of lack of communication and foresight they could expect from us

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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my bitter bi rival posted:

The web key is only “readable” and therefore there is no risk of virus transmission.

hi im youre bank. pls to inserting this card in your PC computer. dont worry its read only

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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gonna get a batch of those going that takes people to lastmeasure

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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https://mobile.twitter.com/selenalarson/status/885897597197533185

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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Subjunctive posted:

yeah, without hdr there's a simple rainbow table attack

:ughh:

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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mrmcd posted:

Stolen from the bitcoin thread:



I don't know how to copy posts with quotes on mobile so go there and thank the original guy who dug up this hn post

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=14691212

lmao at all the idiots rushing to discredit op because WELL YOU SHOULD NEVER USE FLOATING POINT FOR MONEY SO

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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Shifty Pony posted:

it's like realizing that kids will be in the kitchen and taking away everything sharper than a silicone spatula.

then telling them to peel a 10lb bag of potatoes

also the spatula is made of silly putty instead of silicone

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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Powaqoatse posted:

no idea who pays out (i assume the host at least gets a cut)

anyway just recently they caught those guys who figured out the PNRG, dunno if it was the same story. i think they were caught cause their guys kept just standing in front of the machines with mesh holes in their shirts, for their phones to relay the details so the backend crew could figure out what play to go for

https://www.wired.com/2017/02/russians-engineer-brilliant-slot-machine-cheat-casinos-no-fix/

obviously exploiting oversights in the code but the article keeps calling it cheating and I fail to see how it's cheating

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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Powaqoatse posted:

i think the law in most countries is that its not cheating if you dont manipulate the game itself. its ok to try and figure out if the roullette wheel bearing is off center like that guy did. its not ok to put your hand on the wheel. counting cards is ok too etc.

observing "flaws" in a game and then using them is totally fine. but obviously the casinos will ban you once they figure out that youre exploiting a flaw in their systems & theyll try to fix that flaw.

but even perfect card counting only gets you close to 50/50 & you need a huge bankroll to make it work

yeah that's what I mean, the article is real quick to jump to CHEATERS cleaning out a poor innocent casino and it's weird and dumb

e. ok the government was too I guess but I still don't see it, they basically just tas'ed the slot machine

A Pinball Wizard fucked around with this message at 11:42 on Jul 22, 2017

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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lmao that 1. The company had a rebuttal ready to rules lawyer the Bible so ppl can use the scanner and 2. They thought it would make a difference to crazy fundies who already don't trust anyone but Pastor Rick down t'tha Bible college because something something of the world something something unequally yoked

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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That'll show them!!

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
I can access the hosted data of any of our customers in the us or Canada. Most of it is in plaintext, but for anything that's encrypted I can grab a copy and throw it in a demo copy of our software, or just log in to the client's copy with our hard coded backdoor account.

I thought this would cause trouble when the new York cybersecurity law went into effect but it turns out w use fde on our SANs and self signed certs for connections over the internet so we're fine

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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Max Facetime posted:

you have made two bad posts almost back to back already and seem generally very sour about this whole issue, so take your own advice

who are you?

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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flakeloaf posted:


thankfully quebeckers aren't stupid

uh

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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I want to be the analyst whose job is to f5 blockchain.org every once in a while and see if anything changed

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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what does it say though?

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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Tatsujin posted:

when I first moved to chicago all there was was dd and only dd, we finally got some independent donut places tho :unsmith:

there's an alarming number of dunkin donuts in Chicago

like you know that Lewis black sketch about the Starbucks across the street from another Starbucks?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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Came here to post this

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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Powaqoatse posted:

speaking of secfucks, someone hacked a nazi merch webstore and handed over their customer db to Swedish antifa

theve sent out letters saying "if you can explain why you bought nazi memorabilia, please write back so we can remove your name from the list that will be published in one week"

https://twitter.com/NiclasWestlake/status/898195585802620928

closet nazis are freaking the hell out :3:

Is there a translation of the letter somewhere?

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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bitches be trippin amirite

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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yeah but Hillary probably broke them

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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endlessmonotony posted:


Related: They rolled that update out shortly after a court ruled that a person was responsible for actions taken on their accounts even if their login info was stolen. Including, and explicitly mentioned, were loans.

wtf

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua20Hxx8xDE

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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The_Franz posted:

hmm yes, i'm sure this cheapass shop has one of the original zon terminals which somehow still magically works even though they were phased out decades ago (and pays an extra $80/month for a business landline to use it with)

holy poo poo you autistic, he was using hyperbole

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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Midjack posted:

go post this in the tech bubel thread, we need something there to wash down that eight page hoa slap fight that just wrapped up

Tori's back?!

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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stolen from the grey thread

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A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

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I only have one question at this point



when will templeos get patched?

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