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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
The Quagaars will give me a new body to replace this horrific holographic shell which houses my consciousness.

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Bacteria. At most. In all likelihood there are no aliens anywhere.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

scrubs season six posted:

In all likelihood there are aliens all over the place.

There is zero evidence to support this.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

rezatahs posted:

knowing the vastness of this universe and thinking all life in it resides on our rock is seriously so monumentally stupid you just have to laugh

ha!

We haven't found evidence of anything to the contrary, though. Even the "fossilized bacteria" the other poster referred to is, at best, a theory and not indicative of extraterrestrial life.

We're alone. And that's a good thing, because if there happens to be intelligent life out there, it will be hostile. Peter Watts' book Blindsight does a pretty good job of explaining why in the quote on this page. Look at human history -- the entirety of our technology is based on either conflict or information gained from conflict. Even our space program is a result of war research; we went to the moon just to whip out our collective dicks and wave them furiously at Russia.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Harakiri Potter posted:

What if we're the aliens and they just discovered a hard drive full of porn from 20000 years ago when our spaceship crashed and we enslaved the neanderthals and moved them to our home planet to build pyramids for our God Emperor and then our home boys never came back and got us because we were convicts or something?

We're all Golgafrinchans.

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Warm und Fuzzy posted:

One star rape monster just got acquitted.

And we elected the other.

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