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3 Ninjas Thanks to a gay sibling I have seen Bring It On no fewer than 50 times. Bring It On is not a good movie and I will fight you with a rusty potato peeler.
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 00:40 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 20:40 |
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My siblings and I also rented Gremlins 2 like 20 times and pissed off our parents to no end, but I stand by that one as still awesome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E2K1vqcuuc
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 01:03 |
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LGD posted:Bring It On is a substantially better film than most of the other movies being discussed in this thread, sorry it's been ruined for you
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 01:40 |
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M.C. McMic posted:Boyz n the Hood is absolutely terrible. When I saw it in middle school, I thought it was great. poisonpill posted:Also, basically every comedy from the 90s was awful, just awful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZzRI0JJwNM These are the loving highlights people.
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 05:33 |
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Dubplate Fire posted:Fight me client posted:the tales from crypt movie with dennis miller but tbf it had a lot of boobs in it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miTvyuGggD8 Like, ok killing a room full of vampire prostitutes with super-soakers filled with holy water. That poo poo should be hilarious, but it's just this big bowl of plain oatmeal with a pocket pussy dropped in it. That's the whole movie, really. I can give it this-- Angie Everhart is the best succubus I've ever seen in any media. You know every time she's in your view that she's plastic trash that isn't even that hot, but goddammit you're still falling for it. That's a succubus. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBJQZWoxHWg ProfessorMurder posted:Yea, his body is taken over by one of the Dark Overlords of the Universe. mind the walrus fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Jun 29, 2017 |
# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 03:11 |
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It did lead to "I'M FROM BUENOS AIRES AND I SAY KILL 'EM ALL" and I doubt we would have gotten such an absurd location without the book. It'd just be like Malibu or some other poo poo.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 03:30 |
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Jastiger posted:Stay Tuned with John Ritter and the principal from Ferris Bueler. Movie owns. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49aLQJ05tJI
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 17:15 |
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Zippy the Bummer posted:Titan A.E. would be a totally rad movie but for one reason:
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 13:32 |
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Bob James posted:Ghostbusters https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 22:59 |
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Everyone having AIDS n' poo poo
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2017 08:46 |
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I never got around to the faculty until last year and for a deliberate b movie it's not half bad. Although it does have the lesbian admit she loves cock and strongly implies that the lead is loving his English teacher by the end. I also dig the theory that the movie is a failed sacrifice attempt by those assholes in Cabin in the Woods. They even refer to a US failure the year the faculty came out.
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2017 09:19 |
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Yes. Verehoven--a director known for three of the best Scifi satires ever made, which all feature fascist or vaguely fascist/corporatist governing bodies--wasn't aware of the immense Scifi subgenre of hard right and occasionally fascist "future military" porn and how to make fun of it. Truly we cannot tell why he decides to make the decisions he does.
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2017 05:21 |
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Say Nothing posted:Come to think of it, what the hell was with Heinlein and his creepy obsession with incest? Genre writers have a habit of injecting their sexual hang-ups into stories. I really hope Heinlein was just into incest as a fetish the way a whole bunch of generic porn seems to be, but it's hard to say. On-topic : Fern Gully, The Land Before Time, Spice World, and the Power Rangers movie.
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2017 06:33 |
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Mallrats sucks. It's not a total wash, but it's still a juvenile mess even by Kevin Smith standards.
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2017 06:48 |
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Revenge of the Nerds is like 20% good, 80% appalling. Would legit watch a horror remake that takes the creeps for what they are.
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2017 07:31 |
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Animal House is pretty hosed in some parts. A dude has a literal devil/angel shoulder conversation about raping an underage girl passed out at a party. Most of it holds, but the parts that don't really really don't.
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2017 08:31 |
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Turns out the guys at National Lampoon in the 70s and 80s were the kinds of privileged white guys from privileged universities who could get away with really rotten poo poo and laugh about it, to the point where they considered it a universal experience worth sharing with mass audiences. Honestly I'm shocked there wasn't and isn't more backlash. Also racism and classisn from John Hughes in particular. The original Vacation story had a super racist part where the family drives through an Indian reservation, replaced with the inner city in the movie. Plus laughing at Cousin Randy and his family for being so drat poor.
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2017 09:07 |
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Starman Super DX posted:Like you think that they're gonna come up with some wacky plan to pass college and pull one over on the dean, but instead they just... incite a violent riot. Like it almost borders on domestic terrorism by today's standards.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2017 02:29 |
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I grew up not too far from where Kevin Smith shot Clerks, and visited the place a few times. Trust me, he got the better actors in the area.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2017 14:54 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:The land before time is bad? What the gently caress dude/dudette. Don bluth has not made a bad movie and I will fight you YeahTubaMike posted:On the bright side, the guy who played Finch has a steady gig as the voice of Barry on American Dad, and Alyson Hannigan was on How I Met Your Mother & Buffy (both of which were awful, but whatever, it's steady work).
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2017 23:27 |
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cool new Polack jokes posted:Even as a teenager I thought this was garbage. Turned it off a few minutes in. Hokey crap for pubescent boys. Speedboat Jones posted:The Pagemaster poisonpill posted:Top Gun really, really works if you watch it as the drama of a man trying to bury his homosexual impulses
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2017 13:23 |
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Yeah Robot Jox was a pre-emptive parody of its time. It's what Kung Fury and Turbo Kid wish they could be.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 15:40 |