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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Memorable FARTS!!! of your Lifetime
 
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signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
I was sitting on the edge of a theater stage which was raised above a crawlspace area underneath so people could emerge from beneath the stage or whatever, and ripped this massive fart that I thought was gonna be silent, because I leaned to the side a bit. Instead my left asscheek bounced against the stage like a roll on a snare drum, using the empty area underneath for acoustics. It was loud as hell and totally interrupted the person who was speaking at the time as everyone in the building turned to look at me. It was fuckin awesome

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