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buddychrist10
Nov 4, 2009

Obtuse.....even hokey.
When I was younger, my family and I were in church I ripped a particularly loud one. The church we went to was a mid sized catholic church and the fart rumbled out right in the middle of the most important part of the mass when everyone is silent. At the time my sister was sitting separately from us with the children's choir which was on the opposite side of the church. After the service concluded we went to pick her up and my dad told her about the fart. Her response was "THAT WAS YOU! I thought it was *some fat kid in the choir who's name I don't remember*!" So I know for sure that pretty much the entire church heard it.

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