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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:MEMORABLE FART 2: One time when I was like 14 I had eaten White Castle the previous day. Well the next day in French 2 I leaned and let out a decent-sized fart. Zero sound .. the ol "Silent but Deadly". Sure enough, it was a whopper. That classic white castle smell began to fill the air .. the steamed onions and everything. Here's the kicker -- the people around me began to sniff the air and murmur "Somebody eating White Castle?" Yep - got em!!! haha, the classic side-effect of white castle
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Jun 27, 2017 23:38
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I was like 8 years old and my divorced dad was inviting his girlfriend over, he warned me "please don't gently caress this up by farting." Welp, we were watching a movie and I was relaxed, I think it was one of the Alien movies, eventually a jump scare happened and I dropped the printer I was carrying and let out a huge fart. I then crawled out of the room pretending to be a cat to hide my fart boner. I don't recall seeing that girlfriend ever again
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Jun 28, 2017 07:22
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I was at church and in the middle of the sermon I stopped and coughed to hide my fart, but my timing was off and instead of coughing and farting at the same time I coughed and then loudly farted. Everyone in the church was looking at me and around awkwardly but after a moment I continued the sermon.
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Jun 28, 2017 18:26
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