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POST ABOUT MEMORABLE FARTS YOU HAVE PRODUCED/WITNESSED IN YOUR LIFETIME
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 18:26 |
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 22:35 |
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MEMORABLE FART 1: One time when I was like 12 I farted inside a car and it was so forceful that my buttocks literally reverberated against each other. Caused pain to my buttocks. Again - this loving fart came out at such a high velocity that my buttocks were moving. It was insane .. Minimal smell though MEMORABLE FART 2: One time when I was like 14 I had eaten White Castle the previous day. Well the next day in French 2 I leaned and let out a decent-sized fart. Zero sound .. the ol "Silent but Deadly". Sure enough, it was a whopper. That classic white castle smell began to fill the air .. the steamed onions and everything. Here's the kicker -- the people around me began to sniff the air and murmur "Somebody eating White Castle?" Yep - got em!!! All I could say was:
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 18:27 |