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Nov 4, 2002
Sometimes I clench my cheeks too hard in a futile attempt to hold it in at work, so instead the fart will exit the butthole, find itself blocked, and shoot straight up my vagina instead. Since it's fairly difficult to fart air out of one's vag on command, particularly in an office setting, I have to awkwardly rock back and forth in my seat until it finally works it's way out.

I'd like to say this is a rare occurrence, but really it's like a weekly thing.

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