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zmcnulty
Jul 26, 2003

Beach resort at Kenting National Park, Taiwan, 2014

I'm with a chick and it's after a romantic night including jacuzzi, champagne, and overpriced mojitos.

We are just relaxing on the couch killing time before check-out. I start to feel that all-too-familiar stress against on my sphincter, the air pressure in my upper rectum. So I lift up both legs (I was laying on my back) and say, 这将是坏的, "this is gonna be bad one." We are quite comfortable together but I have no idea how Taiwanese culture treats flatulence. It doesn't matter, I'm focused only on evacuating this gas.

Instead sharted, violently and very audibly, right next to her. We only have a few minutes before breakfast so I have to quickly hose down my poo poo-laden underwear and change before we go.

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