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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Memorable FARTS!!! of your Lifetime
 
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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

MEMORABLE FART 1: One time when I was like 12 I farted inside a car and it was so forceful that my buttocks literally reverberated against each other. Caused pain to my buttocks. Again - this loving fart came out at such a high velocity that my buttocks were moving. It was insane .. Minimal smell though

MEMORABLE FART 2: One time when I was like 14 I had eaten White Castle the previous day. Well the next day in French 2 I leaned and let out a decent-sized fart. Zero sound .. the ol "Silent but Deadly". Sure enough, it was a whopper. That classic white castle smell began to fill the air .. the steamed onions and everything. Here's the kicker -- the people around me began to sniff the air and murmur "Somebody eating White Castle?" Yep - got em!!!

All I could say was:


lmfao

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