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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Memorable FARTS!!! of your Lifetime
 
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Cum Galleon
Oct 16, 2004

Your shipment has arrived.
I was ill and did a fart so loud on the moscow metro that people turned to look for quite some time. I had quite violently followed through and had to get to the airport so didn't have time to clean up. Between the somewhat viscous poo poo and my endless sweating, I ended up having to throw away every item of clothing I was wearing from shoes to jumper, then get on some lovely Aeroflot plane wearing swimming trunks and a gym vest. When I landed in the uk i booked a hotel room so I could use the shower.

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