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Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

in middle school i once silent farted in class and it smelled so bad that the teacher called the janitors to say she thought an animal had died in the ventilation.

you could say i died in the ventilation a little bit that day.

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Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

i once ate a bunch of fiber supplements (whatever they tasted good) and woke up in the night so painfully bloated that my ensuing farts each lasted a good ten seconds.

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