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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Hey you, slackjaw.. it's time to jawzrsize
 
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mAlfunkti0n
May 19, 2004
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Hey you, you know what's missing from your life? A chissled jawline you fat blob. Surely you should invest some of your savings for glorious KFC fried chicken into the magic of Jawzrsize!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jawzrsize/jawzrsize-fitness-4-your-face-create-the-ultimate

The ultimate in chewing technology brings you this ball gag... For exercise.

https://youtu.be/jBdrIE41sB8

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mAlfunkti0n
May 19, 2004
Fallen Rib

ArbitraryC posted:

Can't you like hurt your jaw by overusing it.

Maybe this would be good for soylent people.

That Robot posted:

lmao people spent $16,145 on this charade

And here I am scraping by day by day.

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mAlfunkti0n
May 19, 2004
Fallen Rib

Smythe posted:

wont this thing just give u tmj or something?

That's an undocumented feature.

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