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Whenever my plain, gossipy wife makes a comment about some local dude's car or house I'd smirk and tell her what's up
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One fun thing about working with elderly patients was that we put on condom catheters-- a rubber condom with a tube on the end that goes into a bag, you pee into the bag, helps a lot with incontinent dudes whose dicks are still intact--and because not all dicks are created equal, they came in 3 sizes. Despite the bags being color-coded, my female co-workers would still assess the patients as "Is this guy a small or a medium? Small, definitely small." I had to remind them that the dudes were visibly uncomfortable multiple times, because they (likely) don't see how many penises we do and aren't desensitized to the fact that size is mostly bullshit. For the record though no one I worked with ever gave a gently caress unless it was a micropenis or horsedick, and even then only because "hey you don't see that every day." One dude was 6'4" and his flaccid dick reached halfway down his thigh. Swear to god I could have used it to kill a small marine mammal. So yeah I wouldn't be on the lookout for small peeners. I'd be on the lookout for dudes so bloated and fat that their pubic pads literally swallowed their flaccid penis whole. That is a thing that happens with alarming frequency and is way more embarrassing. I am shocked more goons do know firsthand know about this phenomenon. That's my dick story hth
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Jun 28, 2017 01:54
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ScratchAndSniff posted:Not as embarassing as you might think. Forcing medical professionals to dig deep into my sweaty rolls of fat to reach my rank penis is my fetish.
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Jun 28, 2017 02:39
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Yes. "You're loving fat you fat loving gently caress holy gently caress your penis is now a bellybutton and you need to disinfect your pubic area every time you piss you gross fat loving gently caress"
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Jun 28, 2017 04:47
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