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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > What if you were a doctor of a small town
 
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ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks

mind the walrus posted:


So yeah I wouldn't be on the lookout for small peeners. I'd be on the lookout for dudes so bloated and fat that their pubic pads literally swallowed their flaccid penis whole. That is a thing that happens with alarming frequency and is way more embarrassing. I am shocked more goons do know firsthand know about this phenomenon.

That's my dick story hth

Not as embarassing as you might think. Forcing medical professionals to dig deep into my sweaty rolls of fat to reach my rank penis is my fetish.

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