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mystery fluid
Feb 12, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
I was 6-8 years old and at a friends house. We were in the yard and his mom was gardening. When she got up she had one hanging out. That was 20+ years ago and the first of many. What's your story?

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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Fingers crossed but I'm hoping for this weekend op...

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

I worked fast food for a little bit in high school and out of nowhere a car load of girls flashed a buncha titties at me while I was taking out the garbage one night. It was pretty cool.

Trunko posted:

Fingers crossed but I'm hoping for this weekend op...

lol

mystery fluid
Feb 12, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Honky Dong Country posted:

I worked fast food for a little bit in high school and out of nowhere a car load of girls flashed a buncha titties at me while I was taking out the garbage one night. It was pretty cool

noice

Trunko posted:

Fingers crossed but I'm hoping for this weekend op...

I wish you the best of luck.

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength
I grew up in Scandinavia in the 70s and 80s, there were boobs everywhere and few people thought it was a big deal. One occasionally saw the tits of random neighbours, friends' moms or older sisters, whatever. People are actually more prudish here these days than back then.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
I was 5, my parents had another couple over and the lady changed into her nighty when i walked in on her.

Come to think of it they prolly had a 4some that night.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Topless sunbather by a hotel pool when I was 9 or 10

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

A girl took her shirt off and let me touch her boobs when I was like 16

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.
I finally got to see some titty at an Offspring concert when I was 14. Some girl was hoisted up on someone's shoulders and had her shirt unbuttoned for all to see. I thought that was rather kind of her.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I haven't even seen my mom's titties op

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
jenna wilkinson.

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
I saw a car crash into a lightpole so hard that one of its titties flew off and rolled down the street a good 600m before coming to stop outside the local delicassent.

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI
I was watching a movie with friends in the freshman year of high school and this lesbian friend of ours decided to show us all her tits for some reason. She was a little weird but had some bomb rear end titties.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

The random boob shot in Airplane! when I was 7

Outside of a screen, my wife

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
I was hanging out with a friend when i was around 12 and his neighbor was a nice ~80 year old woman. She invited us over to have lemonade and when she bent over to pour i got a full view thanks to a very loose shirt and no bra.

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Boobs.com

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Some girl in 7th grade was sitting in front and to the right of me and wearing a very loose tank top with no bra so every time she leaned forward nip was visible

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
Random chick sunbathing topless in the park when I was like 8.

The area wasn't even that secluded idk why she decided that was the place.

Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.
i saw my best friends titties when we both were like 1 y/o. she also saw my dilz back then, i guess that makes us both pedos? idk

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

your mom's

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

quote:

Guys, not counting your mom, whats the first real life titty you ever saw?
My dads?

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Not counting porn, when I was 17 and had my first girlfriend. She showed me her titties, let me touch them, then gave me a dece hando before we headed out to our school's homecoming dance :cool:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Well I thought I saw some boobs but it was actually a butt and I know that because poop came out the middle so idk but then the second boobs I saw were super long and pointy and now I wear an eye patch and people ask me if I'm a pirate and I was like naw I was lookin at some pointy rear end titties man. :shrug:

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
pam grier's massively dope titties on tv as a lil fella, and when i was like nine or ten me and a friend were hanging out at some old abandoned train trestle in the woods and an older girl from the neighborhood (i guess she was like 14 or 15) showed us her boobs for some unknown cool reason. afterwards we found a sign grafittied with KKK poo poo and she explained what the KKK was and said there were lots of members around those woods and they hated italians almost as much as blacks and jews because of the pope and that they'd def lynch me if they saw me which frightened me a lot, so for years i associated bigotry and murder with cool titties and my tiny boner

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


legit i think it was the three titty lady from Total Recall

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
Goons can't tell the difference between movies and real life

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

Gammatron 64 posted:

I was watching a movie with friends in the freshman year of high school and this lesbian friend of ours decided to show us all her tits for some reason. She was a little weird but had some bomb rear end titties.

How many did she have? :confused:

Eastbound Spider
Jan 2, 2011



Gammatron grew up on the mars colony

Rhombic Drive
Apr 15, 2007

I was with friends at a restaurant patio. One of the very drunk women who were with an older guy asked my friend for a meatball from his plate, and he made the counter-offer of "if you show me your tits". She did, and ate the meatball right off his plate with her mouth. We were 15.

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI

shut up blegum posted:

How many did she have? :confused:

Only 2, I'm just from the southern colony on Mars so I say y'all

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
When my mom told me I might need a bra and I looked down.

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
For my sixteenth birthday my very conservative Christian girlfriend showed me hers. Then we walked over to Perkins. Good times.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
first gf. 15 year old or so. probably shouldnt go into details OP!

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Every time I see a titty, I enjoy it like it's the first time

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
see a titty say a titty

jonathan
Jul 3, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I don't know when I saw my first titty, but when expo '86 happened I was 5, some friends of the family rented a motorhome and came out from Edmonton. So they had a girl the same age and everyone thought it would be a good idea to let us have a sleepover in the motorhome while parents all parties in the house.

She convinced me to play I'll show you mine if... Blah blah. That was the first time I saw a vagine. It was cool I guess but paled in comparison to seeing the farm tractor exhibit at Expo the next day. Also got some sample crude oil from the Saudi Arabia building.

landgrabber
Sep 13, 2015

not a guy, but there was a wardrobe malfunction at the YMCA once. wasn't hot.

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Joust posted:

I saw a car crash into a lightpole so hard that one of its titties flew off and rolled down the street a good 600m before coming to stop outside the local delicassent.

yeah the great gatsby was a weird book

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
a girl from louisianna

her dad tried to knock the door down but it was locked

:)

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Lt Dan Ice Cream
Jul 29, 2006

Lipstick Apathy
I was 7 or 8 and at recess me and a group of other kids would talk this girl with downs syndrome to show us her tits. She did it all the time.

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